on the next series of "24 hours in police custody."Where is @snorky ?
Brilliant :-)on the next series of "24 hours in police custody."
I escaped and locked him in his dungeon. Misty rescued me and now I’m stuck in his basement.on the next series of "24 hours in police custody."
You do know that he will charge you rentI escaped and locked him in his dungeon. Misty rescued me and now I’m stuck in his basement.
I escaped and locked him in his dungeon. Misty rescued me and now I’m stuck in his basement.
So I assume that was a no : )Used to work with a girl, Debbie, who split with her fiancée (her choice). They’d got engaged in Paris a few months earlier.
Later that day my gaffer and I were in the car to go and see a customer. Our Tune came on and Simon Bates started to tell the story of this bloke who’d been dumped by his fiancée, he said he wanted to get back with her, he was suffering mentally and he loved her so much, he’d do anything to get back with her. Then the killer came, they’d got engaged in Paris, we were pretty sure it was Debbie’s ex (other things Bates said hinted at it as well).
Simon Bates said if Debbie is listening would she please get back with her ex, he deserved a second chance as he loved her so much and life wasn’t worth living without her.
So, I rang Debbie at our office and asked her, she said her ex had rung her and asked her to listen to Our Tune”. Debbie told me she listened to it then after the segment her ex rang her back, crying and pleading with her to get back together.
I said “what did you say”, she said “I told him to fuck off”.
'I'm stuck in his basement' = 'chain me to the wall and whip me please, please oh please'I escaped and locked him in his dungeon. Misty rescued me and now I’m stuck in his basement.
He likes a good whipping'I'm stuck in his basement' = 'chain me to the wall and whip me please, please oh please'
His safe word is harder.He likes a good whipping
Still shakin the tree here boss :)Where is @snorky ?
Shaking hands with the unemployed more likeStill shakin the tree here boss :)
Be the first time you have contributed to a whip round'I'm stuck in his basement' = 'chain me to the wall and whip me please, please oh please'
Very goodBe the first time you have contributed to a whip round
Bitch!Used to work with a girl, Debbie, who split with her fiancée (her choice). They’d got engaged in Paris a few months earlier.
Later that day my gaffer and I were in the car to go and see a customer. Our Tune came on and Simon Bates started to tell the story of this bloke who’d been dumped by his fiancée, he said he wanted to get back with her, he was suffering mentally and he loved her so much, he’d do anything to get back with her. Then the killer came, they’d got engaged in Paris, we were pretty sure it was Debbie’s ex (other things Bates said hinted at it as well).
Simon Bates said if Debbie is listening would she please get back with her ex, he deserved a second chance as he loved her so much and life wasn’t worth living without her.
So, I rang Debbie at our office and asked her, she said her ex had rung her and asked her to listen to Our Tune”. Debbie told me she listened to it then after the segment her ex rang her back, crying and pleading with her to get back together.
I said “what did you say”, she said “I told him to fuck off”.
Good to see you, well you know what I mean.Still shakin the tree here boss :)
I know the woman who wrote that piece , just clocked it on her Facebook page.![]()
Removing 30% of my penis saved my life – this is why I let the surgery be filmed
Alastair Munro's surgery features on the series Surgeons: At the Edge of Life on BBC Two on Wednesday.www.bbc.co.uk
Ha ha, she was lovely, never heard her swear before that, think she was so pissed off with him she just lost the plot.Bitch!