Missing mooners


Used to work with a girl, Debbie, who split with her fiancée (her choice). They’d got engaged in Paris a few months earlier.

Later that day my gaffer and I were in the car to go and see a customer. Our Tune came on and Simon Bates started to tell the story of this bloke who’d been dumped by his fiancée, he said he wanted to get back with her, he was suffering mentally and he loved her so much, he’d do anything to get back with her. Then the killer came, they’d got engaged in Paris, we were pretty sure it was Debbie’s ex (other things Bates said hinted at it as well).

Simon Bates said if Debbie is listening would she please get back with her ex, he deserved a second chance as he loved her so much and life wasn’t worth living without her.

So, I rang Debbie at our office and asked her, she said her ex had rung her and asked her to listen to Our Tune”. Debbie told me she listened to it then after the segment her ex rang her back, crying and pleading with her to get back together.

I said “what did you say”, she said “I told him to fuck off”.
 
Used to work with a girl, Debbie, who split with her fiancée (her choice). They’d got engaged in Paris a few months earlier.

Later that day my gaffer and I were in the car to go and see a customer. Our Tune came on and Simon Bates started to tell the story of this bloke who’d been dumped by his fiancée, he said he wanted to get back with her, he was suffering mentally and he loved her so much, he’d do anything to get back with her. Then the killer came, they’d got engaged in Paris, we were pretty sure it was Debbie’s ex (other things Bates said hinted at it as well).

Simon Bates said if Debbie is listening would she please get back with her ex, he deserved a second chance as he loved her so much and life wasn’t worth living without her.

So, I rang Debbie at our office and asked her, she said her ex had rung her and asked her to listen to Our Tune”. Debbie told me she listened to it then after the segment her ex rang her back, crying and pleading with her to get back together.

I said “what did you say”, she said “I told him to fuck off”.
So I assume that was a no : )
 
Used to work with a girl, Debbie, who split with her fiancée (her choice). They’d got engaged in Paris a few months earlier.

Later that day my gaffer and I were in the car to go and see a customer. Our Tune came on and Simon Bates started to tell the story of this bloke who’d been dumped by his fiancée, he said he wanted to get back with her, he was suffering mentally and he loved her so much, he’d do anything to get back with her. Then the killer came, they’d got engaged in Paris, we were pretty sure it was Debbie’s ex (other things Bates said hinted at it as well).

Simon Bates said if Debbie is listening would she please get back with her ex, he deserved a second chance as he loved her so much and life wasn’t worth living without her.

So, I rang Debbie at our office and asked her, she said her ex had rung her and asked her to listen to Our Tune”. Debbie told me she listened to it then after the segment her ex rang her back, crying and pleading with her to get back together.

I said “what did you say”, she said “I told him to fuck off”.
Bitch!
 

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