Missing mooners

Dirty Harry said:
Not seen Salford Paul on here for a while, top lad aswell (got beaten up and buggered off Randy 'Tex' Cobb once btw).

He was one of those sick,twisted individuals who liked pineapple on his pizza,so sadly we had to kill him.
Let this be a warning to you and all the other fruit-on-pizza weirdos.
You can run,but you can't hide.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Dirty Harry said:
Not seen Salford Paul on here for a while, top lad aswell (got beaten up and buggered off Randy 'Tex' Cobb once btw).

He was one of those sick,twisted individuals who liked pineapple on his pizza,so sadly we had to kill him.
Let this be a warning to you and all the other fruit-on-pizza weirdos.
You can run,but you can't hide.
pizza.... always has a fruit based sauce on it????

"i know i am a **** NF!"
 
des hardi said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Dirty Harry said:
Not seen Salford Paul on here for a while, top lad aswell (got beaten up and buggered off Randy 'Tex' Cobb once btw).

He was one of those sick,twisted individuals who liked pineapple on his pizza,so sadly we had to kill him.
Let this be a warning to you and all the other fruit-on-pizza weirdos.
You can run,but you can't hide.
pizza.... always has a fruit based sauce on it????

"i know i am a **** NF!"

The humble tomato is granted honorary vegetable status when it comes to pizzas,des.
Any other fruit topping is just wrong,and probably a sign of underlying ragdom,or paedophilia,or both.
 
AntonDonJuan said:
Where is themightyquinn these days the big gimp
he still graces us with his presence ....thankfully!
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
The humble tomato is granted "honorary vegetable" status when it comes to pizzas,des.
Any other fruit topping is just wrong,and probably a sign of underlying ragdom,or paedophilia,or both.

is that like when a woman blushes when you hold a large carrot aloft?
 
des hardi said:
AntonDonJuan said:
Where is themightyquinn these days the big gimp
he still graces us with his presence ....thankfully!
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
The humble tomato is granted "honorary vegetable" status when it comes to pizzas,des.
Any other fruit topping is just wrong,and probably a sign of underlying ragdom,or paedophilia,or both.

is that like when a woman blushes when you hold a large carrot aloft?

The women I invariably frequent with would need a squash or a marrow to induce blushing.
One went into a sex shop once to buy a vibrator and said "I'll have that big red one on the wall".
The bloke replied "That's a fucking fire extinguisher".
 
SWPback, Sam's been very quiet recently.

Don't tell me he's switched over to left and had been arrested for protesting against bedroom tax ?

Or perhaps he's gone into hiding because there's a rather embarrassing picture of him being caught in a rather uncompromising position on google maps about to surface very soon.
 

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