Missing Person Help Needed

[Blue Mist]

Edith Eckerslike, 71yrs was last seen by Salford University on the A580.
Her husband Willie had accompanied her to the University for a practice session before the England v Italy Motobility Scooter Jousting International this Sunday.
He told organisers that he saw his wife heading down the A580 shouting 'the bloody throttles stuck'.
Her scooter has a battery life of 5 hours so she could be anywhere by now.
Any sightings please dm @Protein Junkie as I'll be in the pub

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Heading towards St Andrews, Birmingham, for her beau

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Heading towards St Andrews, Birmingham, for her beau

Sorry.

Edith is too young for her prince "charming".... she's sending HER mum

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Ahhh the ol trottles stuck, somebodys getting trottled.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Just saw her outside Pollen bakery shouting FUCK SOURDOUGH

 

[rickmcfc]

Is this a parody thread?

 

[Blue Mist]

Is this a parody thread?

No it's a serious, heart felt plea to the good people out there.

 

[snorky]

If she makes it to the Shire, dibs.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sorted.....

 

[Blue Mist]

Sorted.....

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That's her ! Where was that, Birkenhead?