Modern football things old City players wouldnt do

[AliBobbyJ]

Wear boots that weren't black.
Use the word "holistic."
Fall over at the littlest touch.
Go to Brazil.

 

[Lottablue]

Tear off shirt after scoring to reveal manicured, hairless chest.

Not that there's anything wrong with it, mind...

 

[chris85mcfc]

Set fireworks off in their bathroom

 

[lazza]

when playing as a substitute, run on to the pitch at the World Cup to celebrate your team's goals....every....f'ing....goal!

 

[sir baconface]

Live in Prestbury.
Advertise Head & Shoulders.
Talk bollocks through their agents.

 

[goatersnipple]

Probably already been said but I cant be arsed looking.
wear bright pink fucking boots

 

[hydemainecoms]

Buzzer wearing balo's Cockerell hat

 

[We're not really here]

Cuddle their f*****g opponents in the tunnel.

Great shout Imre! I fucking hate that!

 

[Ade & Ko.]

Consume three pints of bitter, steak and kidney pudding & mash and smoke five fags less than two hours before a game.

Think you misunderstood the thread...

 

[Puppet Master Silva]

They're coming across as right boring bastards here...