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IN GOOD KOMPANY or VIVA LA BELGIUM (Inspired by Liam)

City beat Newcastle by two goals to one with a crucial last minute winner from skipper Vincent Kompany.
 
DO NOT FUCK UP AGAINST QPR - Mexican drug Cartel stages elaborate "motivational" stunt.

Hours later, police found 14 human heads inside coolers outside city hall along with a threatening note saying "This will be the 1st team Bobby, Kiddo and Platt if you fuck this up now"
The bodies were found in black plastic bags inside a minivan abandoned near an international bridge, the official said.
 
WHY AYE - WAYS ME?

Loony Toon Mario does it again!
 
SKY SPORTS FLOODS -

Reports in that Sky news was flooded by gallons of sperm yesterday after every pundit at the company wanked themselves silly over Newcastle United for no aparent reason.
 

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