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Monday's newspaper headlines
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whothefisAlice
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'Phil Collins fed up with the abuse he has been receiving...loses it'
Whilst skiing down the Alps in Switzerland, Phil Collins realised that it has 'finally rained down on him', and he lost the plot. Upon returning to his plush, 523m luxury chalet (bought with the money he earned from over 150m album sales as a solo artist, albeit churning out simply dire, suicide-inducing music), Collins contacted his lawyer about suing up to 1500 members of an online forum called Bluemoon.
Upon further reflection, Phil realised that he is one of only three artists in history to sell over 100m records as a solo artist, AND as a front man in a band, so he has hinted to his friends and colleagues that he has begun work on a new album entitled 'No Money Required'. Hearing impaired Collins, now 61, when asked if he had a message for the Bluemoon Off Topic members-only posse, simply replied 'Not really, I am off for a bit more skiing and working on my 23rd wife, then I think I will buy a helicopter and go to Sicily for the weekend probably.'
Whilst skiing down the Alps in Switzerland, Phil Collins realised that it has 'finally rained down on him', and he lost the plot. Upon returning to his plush, 523m luxury chalet (bought with the money he earned from over 150m album sales as a solo artist, albeit churning out simply dire, suicide-inducing music), Collins contacted his lawyer about suing up to 1500 members of an online forum called Bluemoon.
Upon further reflection, Phil realised that he is one of only three artists in history to sell over 100m records as a solo artist, AND as a front man in a band, so he has hinted to his friends and colleagues that he has begun work on a new album entitled 'No Money Required'. Hearing impaired Collins, now 61, when asked if he had a message for the Bluemoon Off Topic members-only posse, simply replied 'Not really, I am off for a bit more skiing and working on my 23rd wife, then I think I will buy a helicopter and go to Sicily for the weekend probably.'