Alan Harper's Tash
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He could work at his local sheep dip and disinfect himself for free, negating needing a shower ever again.
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Money saving tips much needed
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Barcon
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Wife just bought a new one because her hair dryer died.Cars are actually a great way to save money. Charge your phone up for free, put wet clothes over the hot air vents to dry and fry an egg on your engine (not recomended whilst on the M6)
Black And Decker do a good one but I believe in getting the best. Bosch clippers. Do your hair first and hedge second.Buy some clippers for £20, wont need to pay for a haircut for the rest of your life.
Did you go to the funeral ?Wife just bought a new one because her hair dryer died.
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Summerbuzz
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There are plenty of locks and weirs nearby, why don't you bathe in one of them?
You may also wish to invest in an air rifle. Rats are plentiful. Just follow a rentakil van around for a bit.
You may also wish to invest in an air rifle. Rats are plentiful. Just follow a rentakil van around for a bit.
Barcon
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No but I did spend far too much of my valuable time trying to bring it back to life.Did you go to the funeral ?
Millwallawayveteran1988
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I’ve always found women to be a really bad investment! Better off single and smelly.Shower fully clothed, that should save you a small fortune. Buy a set of hair trimmers, £20 off evilbay. Find yourself an equally smelly woman, job done.
1961_vintage
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You could hang your dentures in a linen bag inside the toilet overnight. Each time you take a leak and/or flush the loo - bingo your gnashers get a rinse at the same time.I Shower once a week and stopped buying soap and shampoo..only wash clothes and underwear when the smell makes me puke. Growing my hair out..barbers a bloody rip off..I'm single by the way
Still got a full set..top tip for future thoYou could hang your dentures in a linen bag inside the toilet overnight. Each time you take a leak and/or flush the loo - bingo your gnashers get a rinse at the same time.
denislawsbackheel
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Get a slow cooker and a pressure cooker.