mongo united fans all dressed in black

[wearethesouthstand]

i went on youtube last night and typed man utd fans into the search engine, apparently there is some footage of these wankstains acting up like idiots and smashing up the bogs at stoke

well, what a bunch of brainless wankers they are - why are they all like sheep, copying ecah other and dressed in £3.99 black jackets from primark - perhaps that's we should call them , the primark pussies

i said on another thread there are 3 types of manchester united "fans"

most match going united fans are shallow brainless bandwagon jumping idiots who come up for the weekend, stay in manchester hotels, spend all their money in the mega store, get their faces painted, buy a jester hat, then get the bus back to devon

even the people who say they are united fans in manchester and who turn out for the parades are jobless underclass grannystabbers from salford or losers from broken families who walk round the park, the supermarket or stay in the pub wearing a united shirt when the game is on

then you've got the other lot - united fans walking round wearing the kit and they don't even know that united are playing - even when it's a cup final or a league decider

but now there's this lot , the primark posse with their stylish black coat , probably for about three quid.

what a bunch of tramps

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

...and they smell!

The saying goes don't bother with them.

My saying...I will fooking hate them with every core of my being until the day I die.

 

[C_T_I_D]

They're not worthy of our attention. Predictable armchair prawns.

 

[wearethesouthstand]

yeah i know but i fuckin hate them

the only way they can go to the match is by robbing each other houses and then selling the goods on salford market

 

[C_T_I_D]

Wrong - Not as close as Salford. That'd mean supporting their local club.

 

[reni800]

Good rant, that.

 

[tommyducks]

...and they smell!

The saying goes don't bother with them.

My saying...I will fooking hate them with every core of my being until the day I die.

Me too.

 

[Pam]

They have the breath of dying hyenas.

 

[mrbelfry]

They have the breath of dying hyenas.

You should write a back Pam - 1001 Killer Insults. Or we could have a sticky with insult of the week and then we'd always have some ammo to fire back at the dirty reds

crack head: "alright guv? Ronaldo is the worlds greatest player init"
blue: "Ho ho good man. I respectfully disagree with your assertion of Trannies prowess. Contrary to being, as you suggest, the worlds greatest player, I think upon closer inspection, with the honesty of an open mind and a modicum of intelligence, you will in fact discover that he is nothing more than a pox riddled greasy walrus' scrotum with the breath of dying hyenas"

 

[Colins Bellend]

i went on youtube last night and typed man utd fans into the search engine, apparently there is some footage of these wankstains acting up like idiots and smashing up the bogs at stoke

well, what a bunch of brainless wankers they are - why are they all like sheep, copying ecah other and dressed in £3.99 black jackets from primark - perhaps that's we should call them , the primark pussies

i said on another thread there are 3 types of manchester united "fans"

most match going united fans are shallow brainless bandwagon jumping idiots who come up for the weekend, stay in manchester hotels, spend all their money in the mega store, get their faces painted, buy a jester hat, then get the bus back to devon

even the people who say they are united fans in manchester and who turn out for the parades are jobless underclass grannystabbers from salford or losers from broken families who walk round the park, the supermarket or stay in the pub wearing a united shirt when the game is on

then you've got the other lot - united fans walking round wearing the kit and they don't even know that united are playing - even when it's a cup final or a league decider

but now there's this lot , the primark posse with their stylish black coat , probably for about three quid.

what a bunch of tramps

Where do you get off having a go at Salford you prick
Next time your at an away game (if you go) try and find us and ask us about being "Grannystabbers" you wanker.