"...Monk De Wally De Honk?"

[Dirty Harry]

At the time it was one of the best programmes out there, used to have me in stitches and as I worked in an environment where the other employees were 'quite mature' I'd often amuse them by doing impersonations of the characters (being old and 'TYO's not on their radar they had no idea who I was impersonating but found it hilarious).

Alas, I watched it a couple of years ago and it didn't do much for me, more than likely because I literally knew every line of every episode, still brilliant memories of a brilliant comedy.

 

[talkativesprout]

"Everybody happy, na-na na-nana na naaaa"

"That's me Billy Belfort- the man with no name"

 

[Anonymous]

"fuck off!"

 

[talkativesprout]

"fuck off!"

"you wanna softer toilet paper you go to hotel gayboy"

 

[shadygiz]

"...Toxteth O'Grady, USA...".

World record holder for most marshmallows stuffed up one nostril and also the record holder for the stickiest bogie, i believe... total legend.

doesnt he also hold the record for the worlds stickiest bogie and the loudest fart ;)

 

[Anonymous]

Quality! All good stuff.

 

[BimboBob]

You hum it I'll smash your face in.

Ooh-err. He is a bastard, isn't he?

 

[Dave Fabulous]

Have you had enough, Nazi?

Or do you want some more ?

 

[BimboBob]

Woman: Do you dig graves?

Neil: Yeah, yeah, they're all right, yeah.

 

[Anonymous]

"Revolutionary biscuits of Italy
Rise up from your box
You have nothing to lose but your wafers
Yum, yum, yum, yum yuuuuum"