Moose Attack

[DelToro]

There's a moose loose ?

Yeah but it's not in his hoose...

They've set a noose to trap the moose
And for some bait they've got a goose
That was once owned by Dr Suess.......

 

[TFC]

Been attacked by a few moose in my time. One who kissed without tongue. Very strange sensation.

 

[101toMR]

 

[another generation]

Scary creatures. Didn't fear bear when I lived in Norway, but the elk were something to be worried about, either while driving a vehicle or standing on the back of a sled behind a team of dogs. If one of those big b*st*rds raises up on its back legs and starts drumming with its front legs, there isn't much way out. And if you hit one with a car, you're probably cream-crackered as it will come straight through the front window. More elk hunting!