Laurent Charvet
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I think he's a whinging, arrogant, egotistical twat and I've no idea how people can dance to his music.
Morris Dancers
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silva_hart
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blueinkwell said:
LOL
Tuearts right boot
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Once tried tap dancing.........
"Taxi"
"Taxi"
henrythedogcity said:
Funny as f*ck they are with all them bells and silly hats. I reckon we should all dress up as them for an away game could you imagine the away fans they shit themselves all these blokes dressed up in Morris dancing gear.
Doing the Posnan would be a f*cking hoot with all them bells clanging away.
They're alright. As a poster has already mentioned, they're keeping alive age-old traditions which is always nice (even if sometimes ridiculous.) End of the day - they're not hurting anyone, fair play if that's what they enjoy. Not my cup of tea, but then, I like camping in the wilderness, travelling as light as possible, so I can't talk, haha
nelsons willie
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on my first day of a new job in devon talk got round to hobbies.there were 3 new starters in the room plus the hr woman.this was a very very modern company,gayism fatism sexism and racism all frowned upon.one of the new starters,a young lad mentioned he was a morris dancer.now this was enough to get me and the other new starter,a young girl,tittering slightly but not enough to show ourselves up on the first day.it was when he mentioned what type of morris dancer he was that i noticed a little tear in the girls eye and felt a little trickle of wee in my pants.
i kid you not
i kid you not
gaudinho's stolen car
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exileindevon said:on my first day of a new job in devon talk got round to hobbies.there were 3 new starters in the room plus the hr woman.this was a very very modern company,gayism fatism sexism and racism all frowned upon.one of the new starters,a young lad mentioned he was a morris dancer.now this was enough to get me and the other new starter,a young girl,tittering slightly but not enough to show ourselves up on the first day.it was when he mentioned what type of morris dancer he was that i noticed a little tear in the girls eye and felt a little trickle of wee in my pants.
i kid you not
My family have got a house in Padstow in Cornwall and on May Day a load of the blokes black up and race round the town. I think it harks back to the slave trade days, but there's no way they'll give it up. Plus two horses (or 'oss) dance round town and young girls go under their cloaks as a symbol of fertility. Fucking weirdos.
mammutly
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Look, Morris dancers are men hitting each other with sticks whilst prancing about in a victorian lady pyjama drama with bells and fucking bobbles on.
Gas is the answer.
Gas is the answer.
piffy on a rock bun
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Anyone remember that news story from a few years ago,
A coach load of blind footballers had stopped at a country pub for a break on the way home from a game, the sighted manager & driver had gone in the pub & left the blind players in the beer garden to have a game of 5 a side,
About half an hour later a local rushes into the pub & asks why a gang of blokes outside in football shirts were kicking the shit out of a passing morris dancer?
A coach load of blind footballers had stopped at a country pub for a break on the way home from a game, the sighted manager & driver had gone in the pub & left the blind players in the beer garden to have a game of 5 a side,
About half an hour later a local rushes into the pub & asks why a gang of blokes outside in football shirts were kicking the shit out of a passing morris dancer?
sweynforkbeard
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They are harmless. Unlike members of amateur dramatic societies.