Most annoying football cliche?

[the blue panther]

To quote Glenda Hoddle, when there's been no goals scored, it's " Nought-nought." FFS

Also, for a returning manager, or player, "He knows the club."

And, "Scoring goals for fun." Obviously, this was invented by someone who never played in a Stuart Pearce team.

 

[the blue panther]

They’ve started off well early doors ?
Wtf is early doors

And, "He's making the pitch bigger." No, whatever is happening, he really isn't!

 

[give it to gordon]

commentators calling the rags just 'Manchester'

 

[argyle]

"He's in a rich, vein of form..."

All the cliches posted are said every week on Soccer Saturday.

 

[Tolmie scores]

To quote Glenda Hoddle, when there's been no goals scored, it's " Nought-nought." FFS

Also, for a returning manager, or player, "He knows the club."

And, "Scoring goals for fun." Obviously, this was invented by someone who never played in a Stuart Pearce team.

Liverpool fans ''they know their football'' Newcastle fans ''they're so passionate'' (ridiculous sycophantic cliches by the media as always)

 

[bigstanhibbert]

The Redknapps, both under achieved but are seen as some kind of oracles on football, they are both stealing a living

 

[bondsman]

You just can’t write Manchester United off.

 

[RiversideBlue]

The Redknapps, both under achieved but are seen as some kind of oracles on football, they are both stealing a living

No change for Harry then. Wonder if he's still telling the taxman that his dog's earning it.

With that kind of mentality it's always surprised me that he never managed Liverpool!

 

[bluebc]

Pluralising individual players “when you’re up against your De Bruynes, your Haalands”

 

[Big mals fedora]

Pluralising individual players “when you’re up against your De Bruynes, your Haalands”

Yeh that Jamie O’hara is one thick fucker