Most annoying football cliche?

[Protein Junkie]

“Cultured left foot”
What ? Does it admire the art of the Renaissance movement, speak five languages and know the entire works of Shakespeare by memory ?

 

[WestGorton]

“Cultured left foot”
What ? Does it admire the art of the Renaissance movement, speak five languages and know the entire works of Shakespeare by memory ?

Agreed. They never say cultured right foot.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Commentary wise...."He could not have struck/hit that any better", when a shot goes wide. Drives me nuts.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

“Cultured left foot”
What ? Does it admire the art of the Renaissance movement

The commentator the other day said Mahrez scored with his " favourite left foot".
As if he had more than one.

 

[RayCTID]

ITV/BBC's coverage of the FA Cup especially if there is a sniff of a Giant Killing

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

"What a brave display/performance"

Translation in football or boxing:

These are getting battered, or clearly second best.

It's so patronising the commentator may as well be saying, "Aww bless them".

 

[SebastianBlue]

Commentary wise...."He could not have struck/hit that any better", when a shot goes wide. Drives me nuts.

Yeah, I *always* say out loud “yes, he bloody could have!”

 

[RadcliffeRick]

“Cultured left foot”
What ? Does it admire the art of the Renaissance movement, speak five languages and know the entire works of Shakespeare by memory ?

No mate. Athletes foot.

 

[dave bacuzzi]

Stay in the game

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Not a cliche but there's some annoying southern c*nt doing the punditry on Talksport now who keeps starting his sentences with "look".

Also can't stand when people also start sentences with "listen".

The worst on Talk Sport is when someone asks a question and the reply begins with "absolutely....."