Most annoying football cliche?

[West Yorks Owl]

"Back where we belong"

Every club in the football pyramid is where it belongs because previous results dictate that, not history

 

[manclad]

It's a game of two halves.

Saint !!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The coach touched me there

 

[Bigga]

Top top.
Hes a top top player. Theyre a top top team etc.

There is only one top of anything. Everest doesnt have a top top, nor did this bottle of Heineken Ive just opened

I was about to post this one.

I'm sure it was Old Man Redknapp that started this shit, but it could have easily been Scouse tw@ Gerrard.

The vocabulary IQ is small for either one of them!

It was everywhere at one point but, thankfully, hardly heard these days!

 

[Koniec]

We are premier league.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

He does ever so well

On the edge of offside..... offside, then.

Back of the net

Or a post being referred to as "a stick"

Tactical foul (aren't most fouls tactical?)

Sportswashing

Jamie Redknapp......just a walking cliché

 

[andthesunshineband]

I think they'll win, I really do.

 

[Manc baggie]

When the commentator says ‘he drops the shoulder’ utterly meaningless drivel.

 

[Time will pass me by]

Bernardo Silva has a low centre of gravity. What the fuck does this mean? Has he got very heavy feet and a saggy arse? Hightest commentators.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

The Class of 92