most boring fact of the day

[Rascal]

I have absolutely no idea what day it is

 

[Barcon]

It's fucking hot in my bedroom so I'm sleeping naked

*like*

Your dyslexia saved your bacon there my friend.

Don't bring me into this.

 

[Clevers]

Monday is not the day of the week for my bin collection.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Rascal can't spell 'time'.

 

[tidyman]

Right up until 1948, there was an Olympic Gold medal for town planning.

 

[mcmanus]

Because of a spinal injury I apparently swagger when I walk. Fuck knows.

 

[bgblue]

My wife woke me up this morning whilst she was ironing (again:()

 

[BlueBearBoots]

I wont be reading the "Near miss" thread

 

[Super David Silva 21]

I'm off out at 10:15.

 

[Wio Gumflapdinand]

I have a birth mark on my arse that depicts the moment from Neighbours when Jim Robinson arrived home to find his mother Helen Daniels slumped over after having a stroke