Most pain you've been in

Stuart said:
Five tumours growing out of the vertebrae at the top of my spine, growing against the nerve roots, sending pain down my arms and my shoulders/back which put me on the floor within an instant.
I'm glad the chemotherapy shrunk the fuckers, as after a few month it was starting to piss me off.

During my 'yoof' experiencing having a pick axe rammed into the top of my left leg stung a bit too.

That sounds fucked mate
 
bobmcfc said:
wayne71 said:
bobmcfc said:
Have to agree

Childbirth three times. End thread now

Thats bollocks, you wouldnt have a second child if it was that bad :)

Women die in labour and believe me it hurts a lot. You could try a demonstration with a gala melon and your anal passage if you need a better understanding or perhap we can take a pair of surgical scissors and cut your arse open without anesthetic so you can experience the delights of an episiotomy ;)


I'm just kidding but I was expecting the old 'try shoving something up your bum' comeback.

You have all them drugs and gas anyway so its kinda cheating ;)
 
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Thread over. ;)
 
adammck said:
bobmcfc said:
wayne71 said:
Thats bollocks, you wouldnt have a second child if it was that bad :)

Women die in labour and believe me it hurts a lot. You could try a demonstration with a gala melon and your anal passage if you need a better understanding or perhap we can take a pair of surgical scissors and cut your arse open without anesthetic so you can experience the delights of an episiotomy ;)

Even though us males will never know the pain a women goes through in birth, I believe the pain is similar to pissing out a kidney stone.


giving birth is fuck-all, I've been there twice and TBH I can't get my head around all this pain rubbish, I even nodded off when my wife was in labour with my second one, Its a walk in the park I can tell you, bloody noisy though!
 
bobmcfc said:
wayne71 said:
bobmcfc said:
Have to agree

Childbirth three times. End thread now

Thats bollocks, you wouldnt have a second child if it was that bad :)

Women die in labour and believe me it hurts a lot. You could try a demonstration with a gala melon and your anal passage if you need a better understanding or perhap we can take a pair of surgical scissors and cut your arse open without anesthetic so you can experience the delights of an episiotomy ;)
You get drugs, well to be fair I had most of the wife's, but I was there for her god damn you;)
 
charliebigspuds said:
bobmcfc said:
wayne71 said:
Thats bollocks, you wouldnt have a second child if it was that bad :)

Women die in labour and believe me it hurts a lot. You could try a demonstration with a gala melon and your anal passage if you need a better understanding or perhap we can take a pair of surgical scissors and cut your arse open without anesthetic so you can experience the delights of an episiotomy ;)


gayist^^^
So what you're saying is, childbirth is basically having a big crap? Half the men on here want to crap pyramids. Not me, you've got my utmost respect ladies,
 
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:
charliebigspuds said:
bobmcfc said:
Women die in labour and believe me it hurts a lot. You could try a demonstration with a gala melon and your anal passage if you need a better understanding or perhap we can take a pair of surgical scissors and cut your arse open without anesthetic so you can experience the delights of an episiotomy ;)


gayist^^^
So what you're saying is, childbirth is basically having a big crap? Half the men on here want to crap pyramids. Not me, you've got my utmost respect ladies,

Thank you.
 

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