Most painful minor accident you've had

[Thanx4Knives]

I stood on a nail when I was a kid. I also fell on a metal fence that had been knocked over and the spike at the top pierced my leg. I didnt realise got up and walked on then my leg felt itchy so I lifted up my trouser leg and could see the tendon's in my leg and fainted! True Story!

that sounds fuckin awful

Wasnt that bad TBH, got 7 or 8 stitches and I was done. I just cant deal with the sight of blood or tendons within my leg!

 

[allblackcitizen]

Drunken bread knife fight with a mate and he carved off one of my knuckles. I vommed in the sink, and carried on drinking the Famous Grouse. Next morning I wondered why my finger felt like the knuckle had been carved off and why there was blood all over my bedroom.

 

[warpig]

sliced the tip of my thumb clean off on saturday cutting up a piece of chicken. fuck me that was painful.

 

[pee dubya]

sliced the tip of my thumb clean off on saturday cutting up a piece of chicken. fuck me that was painful.

You've just reminded me i need to get a whetsone, thanks.

 

[robertdanmorris]

having stitches in cambodia without anaesthetic - the first one you don't know what's coming but the second i knew what was coming! made slightly more complicated by the fact it was being done in a roadside shack without any english speakers around!! I've had more pleasurable experiences!

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Dislocating my kneecap after landing funny after a fine headed clearance.

 

[BimboBob]

Got kicked in the nuts when i was 12 by a pikey horse tethered in a field at the bottom of our garden.It was a short cut home from school,it reared,i slipped,it's hoof caught me a beauty.

Testicle swelled up to twice it's size(which obviously is the most massive thing ever) and my mum suggested a tea towel filled with ice.

My dad couldn't stop laughing and calling me 'swell ball'.

 

[jd-blue]

was on holiday in florida, was running to collect a ball that had gone out of the pool, didnt see it but there was a screw facing upwards and i managed to stand on it, funny thing was i didnt think it was anywhere near as big as it was, i thought it was a little stone, pulled it straight out to see blood everywhere and some monster screw in my hand :S the american hossy was nice tho, got to play fifa whilst waiting on ps2 :)
btw the screw was off the little things off the bottom of a sunbed to stop it from scratching the floor, unfortunately it did more than that to me :S left me out of the pool for 4 days and then i had to do nowt when i got home for 4 weeks

 

[bluealf]

Making bottles up for the baby.

Just out of the bath (so naked) sterilising them with boiled water and i just mistimed the kettle pour and a bottle span and fell.

High pitched screams followed along with a very, very sore cock for weeks.