The absolute idiot that is in charge of the programme should be shot.
I know you all agree anyway, and I prob don't have to say anymore, but there is a specific reason from saturday - why does the broadcasting genius and former striker Gary Lineker go for an opinion on Jekko from fellow genius, but defender, Hansen, instead of plumping for the eloquence of Shearer, who happens to be probably the best british striker of recent generations?
You finish up with a bit of brilliant broadcast journalism, which I can paraphrase to the effect that Jekko's slow and looks a bit iffy - that was the impression of the Hansen assessment I was left fuming at. Whereas he could have said that he clearly isn't match fit having come straight in on the back of an injury absence and then the German winter break, but, he still put in a good shift, put himself about and made a major contribution to the game. Still, who's bothered about an accurate assessment.
Ah well - he's obviously not gonna be a patch on Hernandes or Crouch. Hansen the genius has played professionally and knows much much better than me. Scrapping to get free of the centre half; fancy footwork; brilliant interchanging with Tevez and Yaya - there must have been something hallucinogenic in my half time coffee. I must have been mistaken as to what I saw - in the 2nd half in particular.
What a waste of money that Jekko's gonna be. Mancini out!