Mother in law

[Dazzle84]

I've got my mother in law staying with us. She's a "pioneer" and won't even have a deop not alcohol in mouthwash.

Luckily I have a dog and have escaped for a bit, but now I'm half cut after popping to the pub.

I know it's a cliché but mothers in law are a curse aren't they?

 

[snorky]

I've got my mother in law staying with us. She's a "pioneer" and won't even have a deop not alcohol in mouthwash.

Luckily I have a dog and have escaped for a bit, but now I'm half cut after popping to the pub.

I know it's a cliché but mothers in law are a curse aren't they?

My ex's mum passed last week. I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but she really was a ****.

 

[chesterbells]

In my experience and those of people I know, the supposed mother in law issues are a cliche for blokes. For wives however, it’s a different story, and it can get really feisty.

“Take the mother in law...., I wish somebody would”

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I wouldn’t have wished my mother in law’s last year on Stalin, Hitler or Pol Pot.

She suffered dreadfully.

Poor old dear.

 

[Dazzle84]

My ex's mum passed last week. I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but she really was a ****.

I wouldn’t have wished my mother in law’s last year on Stalin, Hitler or Pol Pot.

She suffered dreadfully.

Poor old dear.

Oh I wouldn't ever wish any harm on her (or anyone for that matter)

I'd just like to manufacture a life without having to deal with her at all

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

We're only down the road from dignitas, so I'm going to see about prepaid installments and a discount for no box. I'm assuming like the vets it's cheaper to leave them there to get done with a load of others at once.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Les Dawson on mothers in law:
You can always tell when the wife's mother comes round - the mice start throwing themselves on the traps!

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Me ex mother in law was a premier league bitch

 

[Tanzeylee]

This is very similar to the re-homing/euthanasia thread

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I like my Mother in law. 8-)






I just wish she`d take her daughter back to live with her.

 

[Dazzle84]

She gets up for the loo about 4am and farts so loud it wakes the neighbours

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Keep a small vodka under your kitchen sink for these emergencies.

 

[urban genie]

I've got my mother in law staying with us. She's a "pioneer" and won't even have a deop not alcohol in mouthwash.

Luckily I have a dog and have escaped for a bit, but now I'm half cut after popping to the pub.

I know it's a cliché but mothers in law are a curse aren't they?

It's you and your wifes house, why would her temperance be a problem?
As a guest she should respect your normal routine even if it includes you drinking.

You are changing yourselelf so it is not her that is the problem but yourself for bending the knee.

Just get bladdered and piss in her wardrobe then pretend it never hapened next day

 

[Dazzle84]

It's you and youe wifes house, why would her temperance be a problem?
As a guest she should respect your normal routine even if it includes you drinking.

You are changing yourselelf so it is not her that is the problem but yourself.

It's awkward more than anything, I'm sat with a San Miguel now, I suppose it's part of the whole awkwardness.

Generally also, if she had a drink and relaxed a little bit she'd probably be a bit easier to get on with

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

Les Dawson on mothers in law:
You can always tell when the wife's mother comes round - the mice start throwing themselves on the traps!

His other gem was......

I was out walking with the wife and her mother, when six thugs jumped on her mother and started putting the boot in.
'Do something to help', shouted my wife.
'Why?' I said. 'Six of them should be enough!'

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Anagram: mother in law = hitler woman

 

[dronefromsector7G]

My missus had a go at me for not opening the car door for her mum. I said I was sorry, I just panicked and swam to the surface.

 

[sir baconface]

It's you and your wifes house, why would her temperance be a problem?
As a guest she should respect your normal routine even if it includes you drinking.

You are changing yourselelf so it is not her that is the problem but yourself for bending the knee.

Just get bladdered and piss in her wardrobe then pretend it never hapened next day

I think I’ve spotted a small flaw in your strategy. @nottsco2-0 would be pissing in his own wardrobe.

 

[Dazzle84]

I think I’ve spotted a small flaw in your strategy. @nottsco2-0 would be pissing in his own wardrobe.

and if that's going to happen I want to earn it with a good 9 hours on the piss

 

[burning blue soul]

It's you and your wifes house, why would her temperance be a problem?
As a guest she should respect your normal routine even if it includes you drinking.

You are changing yourselelf so it is not her that is the problem but yourself for bending the knee.

Just get bladdered and piss in her wardrobe then pretend it never hapened next day

Tough love is always the best course of action!!