Mother in law

nottsco2-0 said:
I've got my mother in law staying with us. She's a "pioneer" and won't even have a deop not alcohol in mouthwash.

Luckily I have a dog and have escaped for a bit, but now I'm half cut after popping to the pub.

I know it's a cliché but mothers in law are a curse aren't they?
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My in-laws come and see us for a couple of days twice a year. They're lovely people but drive my mrs mad. I generally 'escape' by being at work, walking the mutt or a long soak in the bath. Sometimes i get more creative and have disappeared to Amsterdam, Germany and Nottingham before now.
 
I actually get on really well with my mother in law and a lot of the time over the years she's sided with me in disputes with the other half.
 
nottsco2-0 said:
I've got my mother in law staying with us. She's a "pioneer" and won't even have a deop not alcohol in mouthwash.

Luckily I have a dog and have escaped for a bit, but now I'm half cut after popping to the pub.

I know it's a cliché but mothers in law are a curse aren't they?
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Mine was fantastic. Lovely woman.
 
It is written down to chronicles that as pretty as a wife you may have "Right Here Right Now" she will eventually metamorphose into the dragon queen of a mother in law that you see before you this hallowed eve. Its called genetics so enjoy the moment before Father Time takes of his nasty grip ! What time is it ? .. What time is it ? .. What time is it ?

The time is now !

 
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I'll see your complaints (combined) and raise you my mother in law.

My argument to the wife was there are nearly 7 billion people in the world and not a single one likes her (including family).
 
My previous mother-in-law was a nutter from the Caribbean, quite controlling of my ex and an all round fruitcake, with the foot in mouth comments in social situations to boot.

Current mother-in-law doesn't speak English, so far so good.

Moral of the story, only shag foreign and you've got a 50% higher chance of success.
 
Two Gun Bob said:
It is written down to chronicles that as pretty as a wife you may have "Right Here Right Now" she will eventually metamorphose into the dragon queen of a mother in law that you see before you this hallowed eve. Its called genetics so enjoy the moment before Father Time takes of his nasty grip ! What time is it ? .. What time is it ? .. What time is it ?

The time is now !

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Jesus fucking wept she better not do
 
Mine was a fucking nightmare old school Manchester 11 kids you know the type never wrong has an opinion on everything, anyway she fuck of to Australia 8 years after we married 30 years ago, now long dead, we said of each other once there was no love but a mutual respect.
 
Got on well with the first two. Last one had a season ticket at the swamp with her daughter and hated City. I liked her dad, top bloke liked his boxing.
 
Jealous of their daughters getting the younger man they wish they could still get but can’t?
 
Mine is ok. My mother however is the worst women on the planet. Been the worst mother in law to all my wives!
 
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