Mourhino odds.....

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My uncles drives black cabs in and around manchester he said one of his fares was ex city chairman david bernstein and he dropped him off at his home in alderly edge and mouriniho was there.This was last night.
 
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birchwoodgingerste said:
My uncles drives black cabs in and around manchester he said one of his fares was ex city chairman david bernstein and he dropped him off at his home in alderly edge and mouriniho was there.This was last night.

Your uncle had Bernstein and Mouriniho round his gag? He must be itk ;-)
 
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birchwoodgingerste said:
My uncles drives black cabs in and around manchester he said one of his fares was ex city chairman david bernstein and he dropped him off at his home in alderly edge and mouriniho was there.This was last night.

My uncle works on the all night bus coming out of Manchester and he said Sepp Blatter and Luiz Felipe Scolari got off at the Etihad.
 
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TGR said:
birchwoodgingerste said:
My uncles drives black cabs in and around manchester he said one of his fares was ex city chairman david bernstein and he dropped him off at his home in alderly edge and mouriniho was there.This was last night.

My uncle works on the all night bus coming out of Manchester and he said Sepp Blatter and Luiz Felipe Scolari got off at the Etihad.

Surely they would get a tram :)
 
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My mam works in KFC and she saw khaldoon and mourinho sharing a family bucket.
 
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birchwoodgingerste said:
My uncles drives black cabs in and around manchester he said one of his fares was ex city chairman david bernstein and he dropped him off at his home in alderly edge and mouriniho was there.This was last night.

Why would Mourihno be at the FA Chairman's house?

Did your uncle go into the house to collect the fare or was Mourihno eagerly stood by the window awaiting DB's arrival?

Come to think of it, who let Mour into DB's house if he wasn't in?

Or had he simply turned up un-announced from Madrid? Put all training and planning ahead of Friday's crucial Copa-Del-Rey semi-final on hold just for a cup of tea with the outgoing FA chairman?

Your story sounds so fucking plausible don't you think?
 
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The Flash said:
birchwoodgingerste said:
My uncles drives black cabs in and around manchester he said one of his fares was ex city chairman david bernstein and he dropped him off at his home in alderly edge and mouriniho was there.This was last night.

Why would Mourihno be at the FA Chairman's house?

Did your uncle go into the house to collect the fare or was Mourihno eagerly stood by the window awaiting DB's arrival?

Come to think of it, who let Mour into DB's house if he wasn't in?

Or had he simply turned up un-announced from Madrid? Put all training and planning ahead of Friday's crucial Copa-Del-Rey semi-final on hold just for a cup of tea with the outgoing FA chairman?

Your story sounds so fucking plausible don't you think?

Maybe Mourinho's bought a Kleeneze round off a certain ginger entrepreneur?
 
The Flash said:
birchwoodgingerste said:
My uncles drives black cabs in and around manchester he said one of his fares was ex city chairman david bernstein and he dropped him off at his home in alderly edge and mouriniho was there.This was last night.

Why would Mourihno be at the FA Chairman's house?

Did your uncle go into the house to collect the fare or was Mourihno eagerly stood by the window awaiting DB's arrival?

Come to think of it, who let Mour into DB's house if he wasn't in?

Or had he simply turned up un-announced from Madrid? Put all training and planning ahead of Friday's crucial Copa-Del-Rey semi-final on hold just for a cup of tea with the outgoing FA chairman?

Your story sounds so fucking plausible don't you think?

He's just misheard, his uncle saw DB's housekeeper who's called Maureen O'toole. The line must have dropped at an unfortunate moment.
 
Nixon_The_Bike_Thief said:
The Flash said:
birchwoodgingerste said:
My uncles drives black cabs in and around manchester he said one of his fares was ex city chairman david bernstein and he dropped him off at his home in alderly edge and mouriniho was there.This was last night.

Why would Mourihno be at the FA Chairman's house?

Did your uncle go into the house to collect the fare or was Mourihno eagerly stood by the window awaiting DB's arrival?

Come to think of it, who let Mour into DB's house if he wasn't in?

Or had he simply turned up un-announced from Madrid? Put all training and planning ahead of Friday's crucial Copa-Del-Rey semi-final on hold just for a cup of tea with the outgoing FA chairman?

Your story sounds so fucking plausible don't you think?

He's just misheard, his uncle saw DB's housekeeper who's called Maureen O'toole. The line must have dropped at an unfortunate moment.

This makes far more sense.
 

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