Mouse in house!

[xgorton]

We got a cat when we had mice long long time ago, anyway next door wasn't happy they moved in with her.

 

[Blue Mist]

I am waiting for a parody thread where a mouse posts about a right messy bastard who keeps leaving food all over the floor.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Cat brought 2 in last night. Caught in 2 mins and released back into the wild.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Cat brought 2 in last night. Caught in 2 mins and released back into the wild.

What a really thoughtful cat.




I'm off to a place tomorrow and there is a stray that comes in. They've called....















Wait for it.


















Chairman Meow

 

[Blue Mist]

Cat brought 2 in last night. Caught in 2 mins and released back into the wild.

Perhaps it was the same one ?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Yeah, the poor sod was trying to commit suicide too.

 

[Blue Mist]

Yeah, the poor sod was trying to commit suicide too.

Bastard, Alan Harpers Tash ruining suicide since October 2019.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Perhaps it was the same one ?

Whilst possible, the first one would have to have gone to an all you can eat buffet in the couple of hours between them being brought in.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Whilst possible, the first one would have to have gone to an all you can eat buffet in the couple of hours between them being brought in.

Just popped in to ask if the mouse has been caught?

If not, I have another option for the OP.. He needs to lock all his windows and doors, don't go out / answer the door (obviously l'd make sure the cupboards were well stocked first) and wait until the fcuker dies of old age!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Just popped in to ask if the mouse has been caught?

If not, I have another option for the OP.. He needs to lock all his windows and doors, don't go out / answer the door (obviously l'd make sure the cupboards were well stocked first) and wait until the fcuker dies of old age!!

Not sure about the OP, but my two rodents were returned to the wild.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Not sure about the OP, but my two rodents were returned to the wild.

Nice one Al ..!

 

[Bill the Blue]

Nice one Al ..!

Just had a scan on this thread and no news on the mouse be

 

[Bill the Blue]

Just had a scan on this thread and no news on the mouse be

ing caught!

 

[Blue Mist]

ing caught!

Stop trying to boost your post count and thereby catching Kaz up.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Stop trying to boost your post count and thereby catching Kaz up.

Oooh my head!!! I feel like I've been hit with a shovel, never mind the f"kin mouse... Just waiting for the missus to fire up the hoover which always has a soothing effect on my banging head!
Right I'm off to find the hangover thread for some help and advise!

 

[henrythedogcity]

Not a single mouse yet .....going to have to change my bait me thinks.....

 

[LWashington]

Purchase a 45 gallon drum of industrial strength adhesive and tip it out in all the downstairs rooms (not before installing a cable wire system so you and your family can safely move around keeping yourselves off the floor- think Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible).. All have an early night, suggest you open the upstairs windows so you don't all feel a bit light headed.. When you pop downstairs in the morning you will find the little fcuker well and truly stuck firm (probably heading towards your kitchen area). Humanly hit it several times with a heavy shovel.. Hey presto.. no mouse problem.. Beauty is this method works if you have multiple mices / mouses.. You will also be in pocket as you won't have to fork out for multiple mouse traps or expensive cheese.. Guaranteed to produce results....
Sorry, it's a bit of a slow night.. Haha!

 

[mosssideblue]

Little bastard keeps eating food off the traps and not setting them off.
Any ideas on how to get him please.

Use butter on the traps

 

[Bill the Blue]

Jeebus... That's a big 'un.. I lifted my feet off the floor after looking at that!!

If the OP has one of these running round I suggest he gets the biggest elephant in the Zoo or goes for 2 x 45 gallon drums of industrial strength adhesive just to be sure..

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

Not a single mouse yet .....going to have to change my bait me thinks.....

Had 5 in the last week in the garage. It's that time of year (we are surrounded by fields). The plastic traps work for me. Push the front of the trap right up to the wall. Works over and over, in fact they seem to get better once they've caught a couple (maybe they feel safer with the mousey smell). Once the bait has gone replace with a smeer of peanut butter on the inside of the red button only.