Mouthwash

[dickie davies]

A certain male Welsh singer used to use mouthwash on his bellend to numb it.

Shirley Bassey?

 

[jimharri]

A certain male Welsh singer used to use mouthwash on his bellend to numb it.

Apparently, it's not unusual.

 

[ray21]

Shirley Bassey?

As she got a dick.

 

[dickie davies]

As she got a dick.

Apparently so

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

So what you're basically saying is that you've got the breath of a thousand camels.

Or one wrestler's jock strap.

 

[Snape]

No need for mouthwash. You need to brush for 2 minutes with fluoride toothpaste with at least 1450ppm fluoride twice daily, and use interdental brushes or floss once a day. Finally, spit don’t rinse so you keep the fluoride in you mouth and don’t eat or drink for 30 mins following tooth brushing.

 

[Shirley]

Alternatively soak your teeth in a glass overnight!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I don't bother with Mouth wash.
I put two cloves in hot water, leave it a bit to seep.
Then drink. Daily. Fist thing.Seems to keep infection and inflammation away from my mouth.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Had a bout of bleeding from my gums so tried corsodyl. What a wanky waste of £5.

Tried Aldi’s £1.50 all in one mouthwash and it cleared up in a few days. Gives a proper sting though.

 

[BlueHammer85]

cheers all.
i'll just use it a few times a week on the basis of mixed answers.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

I only use it when I'm meeting a sort. Always have it handy in the glove compartment. ;-)

 

[BlueHammer85]

I only use it when I'm meeting a sort. Always have it handy in the glove compartment. ;-)

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

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Narr. Cleanliness is next to godliness when it comes to the opposite sex.

 

[Bigga]

My favourite ex-gf used to love my naturally produced pineapple flavoured mouthwash.

Gargled, rinsed and never wasted it!

Such a lovely girl she was...

 

[BimboBob]

I don't bother with Mouth wash.
I put two cloves in hot water, leave it a bit to seep.
Then drink. Daily. Fist thing.Seems to keep infection and inflammation away from my mouth.

Sorry, you lost me, what do we fist?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

A certain male Welsh singer used to use mouthwash on his bellend to numb it.

It was to sterilise rather than numb it.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

My favourite ex-gf used to love my naturally produced pineapple flavoured mouthwash.

Gargled, rinsed and never wasted it!

Such a lovely girl she was...

Do you take bookings for children's birthday parties?

 

[Bigga]

Do you take bookings for children's birthday parties?

Are you walking them to the parties...?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Are you walking them to the parties...?

Not sure what you are trying to say.

 

[Bigga]

Not sure what you are trying to say.

I think we both know.

Jog on.