Mouthwash

Mouthwash... Another totally unnecessary product designed purely to remove money from gullible people's bank accounts...
Quite.

Although I wish a girl who I took out a few times before I met Mrs G, used the stuff.
I was really keen on her, but I thought her breath was a bit whiffy, due to all the carbonated drinks she had.
Just before we mutually finished with each other (she expected to be wined and dined, and I was on a shit wage, so that wasn't going to work) I was going to suggest some horse shit to tone her breath down. It could've floored a rhino.
 
A certain male Welsh singer used to use mouthwash on his bellend to numb it.
 

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