Lordeffingham
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Nine out of ten Man United fans are really decent people who just happen to be CUNTS, and the other is a ****.
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Mouthy rag at work
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u2fme2
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or even lived in manchesterVienna_70 said:After the swamp derby, he came up to me and asked what I thought of shrek's winner.
I told him it was a deflection, he shinned it and was very lucky.
He said something about me being bitter.
After our Europa League exit, he told me that would be another season without a trophy.
This morning, I saw him for the first time since then and I asked him, "Where've you been? I haven't seen you since the semi" My Bradford City-supporting mate, who was with him, laughed his head off.
"Oh, I've been...I've been..."
I see that banner's gone. I remember you telling me it would be there for another season."
"Oh, they've put something else up now."
"Yeah," I said, "something about the heart of Manchester. That's a joke, for sure."
Why's it a joke?
"Because the swamp is not in Manchester."
Where's Newton Heath, then?
It's in Manchester, near Gorton"
"And that's where United started."
"Yes, I know, but they're not there now. There's only one club in Manchester."
He then proceeded to call me bitter, to which I replied, "I'm not bitter".
"Mike Doyle, he's a bitter Bertie."
"Why's he bitter?"
"Because he hates United."
"Just because he hates scum, it doesn't make him bitter; he's always hated them."
"Well, I hope the oil runs out soon; you'll be f****d then."
"That's not going to happen in my lifetime or yours"
With that, he wandered off, leaving me feeling very pleased with myself.
Later, I went and spoke to my mate, who told me that he doesn't even go to matches. Somehow I wasn't surprised.
Lucky13
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General footy discussion on dinner at work , asked the red , badge tattoo on leg , when was the last time you went to OT?
red , never
me , what never?
red , no never been to a match,
me , so ,i've been to OT more times than you ( 4 derbies)
red , so what i watch them on tv.
me , fuck off and don't ever talk to me about football again.
Cheered eveybody's dinner up.
red , never
me , what never?
red , no never been to a match,
me , so ,i've been to OT more times than you ( 4 derbies)
red , so what i watch them on tv.
me , fuck off and don't ever talk to me about football again.
Cheered eveybody's dinner up.
Bill
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its just fear mate, just fear.
the alarm bells are going off on the ticking clock.
the alarm bells are going off on the ticking clock.
bluefromleve32
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if any red **** gives me shit the conv usual goes like this
utd **** - city are shit
me - go to the games much?
utd **** - no (then the usual bullshit, glazier, cost of ticket, cant get one)
me - fuck off then!!!
utd **** - city are shit
me - go to the games much?
utd **** - no (then the usual bullshit, glazier, cost of ticket, cant get one)
me - fuck off then!!!
glossop is blue
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rassclot said:richardtheref said:We have one where i work. Asked him what he was doing this weekend. Said he was watching the Champs League final then him and his Mrs were going out for a meal. "What time is the restaurant booked for?" i asked "and what if it goes to extra time?".
Don't worry the table is booked for 7.00pm, he replied.
When i pointed out kick off time he said that he thought the Champs League final always kicked off at 3.00pm.
and after they've lost he'll no doubt be bigging up their chances of pulling it back in the 2nd leg. clueless rag twunt.
haha spot on!
richardtheref
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Update - the rag has only come and asked me today if i want to take my mrs to the restaurant as he cannot cancel the booking and has already paid the deposit. When i said i wouldn't be able to and that he should just lose the deposit he said no way was he going to lose £10 over a match that he could just record.
Also this morning my manager asked us who we thought deserved goal of the season. One lad said Beckfords against Chelsea and another said Tevez's free kick. I said i thought Beckfords deserved it but it will probably be given to Rooney. The Rag only went and said "which one, he scored so many contenders this season?"<br /><br />-- Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:13 pm --<br /><br />Update on the idiot at work. Yesterday he asked how we had qualified for the Community Shield as he thought it was for the two biggest teams in the league.
Also this morning my manager asked us who we thought deserved goal of the season. One lad said Beckfords against Chelsea and another said Tevez's free kick. I said i thought Beckfords deserved it but it will probably be given to Rooney. The Rag only went and said "which one, he scored so many contenders this season?"<br /><br />-- Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:13 pm --<br /><br />Update on the idiot at work. Yesterday he asked how we had qualified for the Community Shield as he thought it was for the two biggest teams in the league.