Everton manager David Moyes says he would be interested in signing Milan striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar if he got the chance.
The Holland international is out of favour at the San Siro but in need of games with the World Cup looming in the summer.
"I don't talk about players at other clubs, but if Huntelaar was available I would be interested, certainly," said Moyes. "I think we are lacking firepower at this present time. We're creating plenty of chances but we're not finishing games off like I think we should be."
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