MR CHICKEN what will you get him to do ?

[Fourinarow]

Funny as fuck.

I've asked him to fly, so he lies on the back of the couch.

I've asked him to lay an egg.

Pluck his feathers out.

And to stand on his wings.

He wouldn't sing into the lamp, but tried singing some other way.


The thing is though, chickens are female.

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

is he live?

 

[Fourinarow]

I can't way it up. Some are pre recorded I think.

I've just had him moonwalking, fighting Darth Vader, doing the funky chicken and asked him to die. Then be a monkey.

If you keep it within reason he does it.

There must be loads of people dressed up as Chickens in a warehouse waiting for people to log in.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Ask him to scratch his arse!!! WTF

 

[jonesy65]

head stand, done
backward roll, done
fuck himself smart arse, nothing
get in the oven, nothing

good laugh tho

 

[b16tmo]

he wouldnt wank for me

 

[paphos-mcfc]

he wouldnt wank for me

Yeah, I asked him to play with himself. He also waved his finger at me when I said ' pretend you have bird flu '

 

[MMA]

it's shite. I told him to kick telly over but he didnt

probably because i told him to do 6000 press ups. hes probably still doing them..