It is obvious having caught up on twenty pages that the barmy army is in deep trouble (theres trouble at mill). Their surveys are useless not conducted properly, they have no links to bakerys who produce the so called barm, their forces completely divided whereas the muffin has the full backing of Sunblest Bakery who produce millions of the oven bottom muffin, there are links to specialist bakeries who pride themselves on their muffins. We have had attempts by some of the Barmy army to come over to our side but have now shown themselves for what they are cowards. The muffins are once again on the march to victory in the war of common sense which says that it is a chip muffin.
