Muffin or Barm

Re: Barm or Muffin

:O Chip muffin?! It's just not right.

Chip barm all the way.
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

*NEWSFLASH*

Barm activist involved in sexual activities with underage otters!
Time to make a really contraversial statement about the Barms...

*NEWSFLASH*

Barm activist involved in sexual activities with underage otters!



Two white rolls get on a bus and one called Bap and the other cob cob starts to chat up Bap and presents her with some flours. So taken aback with this expression of love she invites cob back to her place in Baker Street, they then get round to some serious romance cob loves her teacakes and Bap is take with the size of cobs bagguette. The yeast begins to rise and it is not too long before cob is well and truly giving her muffin a good licking. Bap is relishing the attention so she decides to get her lips round cobs bagguette. Slowly but surely both decide it istime to get cobs baguette in baps oven before it goes too soggy and after a frantic ten minutes both relax content in the knowledge that for the next nine months there is a bun in the oven and they best start planning for some barms.


Ok best I could think of in the spare of the moment, please feel free to adapt and change as you see fit. But it is still a bloody chip muffin.
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

Rammyblues said:
*NEWSFLASH*

Barm activist involved in sexual activities with underage otters!
Time to make a really contraversial statement about the Barms...

*NEWSFLASH*

Barm activist involved in sexual activities with underage otters!



Two white rolls get on a bus and one called Bap and the other cob cob starts to chat up Bap and presents her with some flours. So taken aback with this expression of love she invites cob back to her place in Baker Street, they then get round to some serious romance cob loves her teacakes and Bap is take with the size of cobs bagguette. The yeast begins to rise and it is not too long before cob is well and truly giving her muffin a good licking. Bap is relishing the attention so she decides to get her lips round cobs bagguette. Slowly but surely both decide it istime to get cobs baguette in baps oven before it goes too soggy and after a frantic ten minutes both relax content in the knowledge that for the next nine months there is a bun in the oven and they best start planning for some barms.


Ok best I could think of in the spare of the moment, please feel free to adapt and change as you see fit. But it is still a bloody chip muffin.


totally agree.......its a chip muffin
 

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