Muffin or Barm

Dinner is a formal evening meal - supper is the informal equivalent. So either this **** has a broken watch or is very much mistaken about where he was and when at the time this incident occurred. Which then begs the question what else is he mistaken about? And it’s here we arrive at the central evidence that said chippy establishment was serving chips in something as grotesque as a muffin. It is, ladies and gentlemen, quite plainly pure fabrication on the part of the defendant. So I put it to you, @BlueMoonRisin’ where were you really, at what time, and what was really on the menu? Because your story has more holes than an emmental cheese barm.
This post has so many flaws i don't know where to start.
 
Apparently there's a Muffin Island off the coast of Alaska, maybe the muffin fundamentalists should set sail Mayflower style and leave all us right thinking barm folks in peace? :-)
 

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