I had a muffin today it was delicious. It haad chocolate chips in it and chocolate fudge pieces.
However shoul i have put ham and cheese on it and mustard and put another muffin on top i feel this would have ruined my lovely treat.
It is a barm and anyone who disagrees i shall move near you with my dog that barks all day.
I recieved a letter of complaint of the council due to some soft cnut calling them, this is how much my dog barking will fuck up your life.
So you better respect my authority in this matter.
p.s. when i find out who grassed ima piss in his petty tank and make his life a living hell.