Muffin or Barm

[bluethrunthru]

Ref that table above -

Teacake - putting the word tea before cake does not mean its not a cake !
Cob - a type of horse
Barmcake - an abomination of a word
Bara - Welsh - fucking foreign language word which translates as "muffin" I bet
Bap - something you find in a lasses bra
Breadcake - see Teacake above
Softie - there is nothing soft in Aberdeen the Granite City
Barm - see barmcake above
Muffin - the correct word as derived from the Queen's English - excellent when containing cooked bacon etc etc
Bun - something to be found round the back of a girl - best in pairs and made of steel
Morning roll - only to be enjoyed if the other half is up for it
Stotty - a stotty is massive - about the size of the Isle of Man not to be confused with a muffin
Batch - the noun for the group in which muffins are baked - ie" is that batch of Muffins ready Colin? "
Oven Bottom - of muffins - the greatest - well executed is a thing of rare beauty - see muffin above
Roll - some pastry found around a sausage
Scuffler - well thats Yorkshire for you - they will fight over anything

Which is why its a muffin - or oven bottom muffin if we are using Sunday names.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

What does world famous restaurateur, raconteur and font of all knowledge Camel Gob have to say on this subject? He seems to have an option on everything else.

 

[andyhinch]

Going to have a sausage, bacon and egg BARM in a bit with brown sauce it a bit. Now that how to start your morning off :)

 

[kippaxblue76]

Going to have a sausage, bacon and egg BARM in a bit with brown sauce it a bit. Now that how to start your morning off :)

Now if it was on a MUFFIN then yes, Barm naaaaaa :)

 

[Chev Chelios]

Barm!

 

[mancityvstoke]

I'm a Barm pot!

 

[Zubrman]

Now here's a town in which it would be great to live:

 

[andyhinch]

Now here's a town in which it would be great to live:

So good they named a town after it :)

 

[Zubrman]

So good they named a town after it :)

Aye. There's no such place as Muffining, is there!

 

[BlueDruid]

Most definitely a Muffin - everybody loves a good muffin!