Muffin or Barm

[andyhinch]

Nah,chip muffin is a muffin with chips on.

If you go to Tony’s chippy next to the ground he sells chip barms, nothing more needs to be said.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

I made the mistake of asking for a Bacon Barm in a greasy spoon when I first moved to London. The response was "We don't do posh food in here mate, you can have it on Bread or Baguette!" I chose the Baguette.

"Baguette" is not posh? Only in France it's not posh.

 

[Turks Head Again]

Since when has that ever existed. You are thinking of chocolate chip muffins.

When I was a lad , those American muffins were called buns.
We ate chip muffins.
Not barm cakes.
I don't understand the term barm cakes.
They don't have icing on and there are no candles on them.
MUFFIN.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Have you ever barm the mule?

No, neither have I.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

When I was a lad , those American muffins were called buns.
We ate chip muffins.
Not barm cakes.
I don't understand the term barm cakes.
They don't have icing on and there are no candles on them.
MUFFIN.

A barm is a barm. The word cake is not part of it. Muffin is an American term used by the fat cunts to excuse the fact that they are eating cake for breakfast.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Have you ever barm the mule?

No, neither have I.

I dread to think what you do to donkeys in that God forsaken place between Oldham and Stockport. I assume it involves marriage and burning outsiders in a wicker man?

 

[andyhinch]

A barm is a barm. The word cake is not part of it. Muffin is an American term used by the fat cunts to excuse the fact that they are eating cake for breakfast.

It’s like trying to explain quantum physics to a 3 year old, ultimately pointless .

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

It’s like trying to explain quantum physics to a 3 year old, ultimately pointless .

Its headed the same way as the brexit thread. You could probably substitute muffin/barm for leave/ remain and the two would be indistinguishable.

 

[andyhinch]

Its headed the same way as the brexit thread. You could probably substitute muffin/barm for leave/ remain and the two would be indistinguishable.

That’s a thread I’ve given up on, far less important than this :-)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I dread to think what you do to donkeys in that God forsaken place between Oldham and Stockport. I assume it involves marriage and burning outsiders in a wicker man?

Stop 'assling' me.