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[Psst! Hello fellow barmers, double agent Dowd here. Together with the mods, I've devised this cunning way of contacting you. If I put my message in these square brackets, the muffiners can't see it!
Latest news from the muffin camp, they're planning a muffin rally outside the stadium after today's game at about 6 o'clock. They'll be giving away free barm cakes and getting the recipients to sign a declaration of membership to the muffin and oven-bottom alliance. The barms will be supplied by a 'muffin baker' from that well known muffin stronghold Ashton-U-Lyne. One of the muffin Godfathers droylsdenblue has asked me to attend, so if you stage a counter rally, remember, I'm there in body only, my soul will be in your camp.]