My daughter wagging school

[Gorton_Tubster]

Threaten to make her listen to Morrissey.

Worked for me.

Seriously? Do you still like Morrisey?

 

[mat]

Seriously? Do you still like Morrisey?

Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

 

[talkativesprout]

I've just found out my 15 year old daughter has been skipping school with her boyfriend for 7 days.
Long story short they accessed the school app and registered themselves as being in school.
I'm furious and let my daughter know - but get this..... I spoke with the father of the boy and he thinks it's brilliant and is proud of his lad. Fucking proud? What a tosser!
I bet he's a rag too.....

Dipper actually, you C*nt ;)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Good to see the gentle art of the parody thread making a comeback - well done MES

There’s always been parody threads, they’re just usually shit

 

[bugsyblue]

Well it sounds like they're a bright pair, fair play to them, chill out grandad.

Father might be a rag but the son is clearly a blue

 

[aguero93:20]

She could get into trouble. I heard the lad was only 11

World Cup rule, no bother there.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Has she been hiding in her uncle's divan?

 

[citydad]

How is it possible to speak to the father of this lad and not "ASK" him who he supports rather than say " I bet he's a rag !! Always on my kid' s 1st day at school or a new teacher ME 1st question is " Who do they support ? " Can't help it. More than a game.

 

[Bill Walker]

Threaten to make her listen to Morrissey.

Worked for me.

Was wondering how Morrissey would fit into this thread

 

[BimboBob]

Threaten to make her listen to Morrissey.

Worked for me.

And eat cake?