Alan_Is_A_Blue
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Just got in from pub and she took an almighty dump and has broken the toilet lid before passing out in bed. How do i break it to her in the morning?
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My Girlfriend has just broke my toilet seat
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JuniorBlue
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And so it begins...
charliebigspuds
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just slip it around her neck, she'll realise in the morning
wrongun73
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take one yourself, make sure you miss the bog, then leave it there and blame her in the morning.
jollycity
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Ha ha, this reminds me of a "larger lady" I used to work with. She repeatedly broke the toilet seat.
when the guy from the maintainence company fitted a steel seat, he told me the lads in the depot had nailed the old seats to the wall as a trophy !
She never knew
when the guy from the maintainence company fitted a steel seat, he told me the lads in the depot had nailed the old seats to the wall as a trophy !
She never knew
bammy blue
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un-do it from the bog and twat her to fuck with it. then man up, turn the computer off and shag her while she is passed out. simples.
wrongun73 said:take one yourself, make sure you miss the bog, then leave it there and blame her in the morning.
That's quality!
mancmackem
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Your bird is quite pretty, but hopefully it is a good sign for the result tomorrow mate as she is an Everton fan.
Bet she will be embarrassed when gingerlocks finds out tomorrow :-)
Bet she will be embarrassed when gingerlocks finds out tomorrow :-)
MCFC BOB
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Classic Thread by this time tomorrow.