My mate and her girlfriend are having loud ***

[Biggsy1]

Really very loud. In the next room.

Just thought you'd find it funny. And yes the gender of the above pronoun is correct.

What do I do? I can hardly send her a text asking her to keep it down.

This happened to me a few weeks ago my pal was sorting this chick out next door and you cant help but listen even though your trying to get to sleep, then I got a semi, ended up with tissue in my ears to drown out the sound! And no its wasn't soggy tissue for anyone wondering!

 

[blue dallas]

I hope they hoover up their own slug trails and don't leave you to do it.

pmsl.

 

[Cheltblue]

I've moved to the front room to watch MOTD. God bless wireless internet.

Sorry lads no videos it's, erm, not my thing.

Hang on Dobsy, you got a couple of sorts gettin it on in the next room to your bedroom, and you have now decided to come downstairs to watch MOD.............. and City aint even on???

You see where im goin with this?

 

[Lemon7277]

kick there back doors in and spray them white.........all hail cadbury avenue

 

[bornblueegg]

Do the decent thing!

City not on the telly, fck all on the telly

Youtube!

 

[Biggsy1]

kick there back doors in and spray them white.........all hail cadbury avenue

lol and I don't even know what this means!

 

[blue dallas]

kick there back doors in and spray them white.........all hail cadbury avenue

lol and I don't even know what this means!

bum them! both, hard.

 

[clairepartyring]

Just leave them to it and stop interfering!!

 

[stony]

Put on a white coat, a pair of spectacles and a fake moustache. Go outside and knock on the door very loudly. When one of them answers, shout "MINGE INSPECTOR" flash you driving licence(but not so they get a good look) and barge in.
Now you've established your bona fides, start inspecting their minges.

Works every fucking time!

 

[bornblueegg]

It got a little feral there for a second!

cabin fever!