My missus and her psycho ex

Firstly I'd get the wife to give him a complementary blow and swallow but not swallow.....meanwhile and secondly,in the privacy of your own home, ram a large vegetable up your own arse.Thirdly collect said 'sample' from wifey and rub all over your arse whilst strangling you from behind. And lastly,report the fucker for rape complete with evidence. Even Columbo couldn't solve that one. I'd just like to point out that this has worked for me a number of times and most of the woodwind section of the old Halle orchestra are still doing time.
 
Pigeonho said:
Has the OP just thought 'never going to get any sense out of these *****', and fucked right off?

I'm intrigued by the whole having a porn business but the site being in the US thing. How can a site 'be' in the US? What the fuck's that about?


He's gone to a 'party' in Kent.
The site is hosted in the US, nothing wrong with that. I've got a site hosted there too, but mine isn't half as interesting as his sounds.
 
He should be 'encouraged' to break in again - get your family safe for the night, have a lads night in - wind the fucker up so he comes round, then kill the fucker at the top of your stairs - you'll be ok as if he's upstairs there's clearly a threat to life. The twat deserves it if he's threatening your family.
 
Swales lives said:
Pigeonho said:
Has the OP just thought 'never going to get any sense out of these *****', and fucked right off?

I'm intrigued by the whole having a porn business but the site being in the US thing. How can a site 'be' in the US? What the fuck's that about?


He's gone to a 'party' in Kent.
The site is hosted in the US, nothing wrong with that. I've got a site hosted there too, but mine isn't half as interesting as his sounds.
So he pays someone for using their server? I know fuck all about all that hosing stuff.
It must be one of those then where it's his mrs doing things to his cock, but pretending its a different bloke each time. Jenny&Joe is one, so I heard.
 
Pigeonho said:
Swales lives said:
Pigeonho said:
Has the OP just thought 'never going to get any sense out of these *****', and fucked right off?

I'm intrigued by the whole having a porn business but the site being in the US thing. How can a site 'be' in the US? What the fuck's that about?


He's gone to a 'party' in Kent.
The site is hosted in the US, nothing wrong with that. I've got a site hosted there too, but mine isn't half as interesting as his sounds.
So he pays someone for using their server? I know fuck all about all that hosing stuff.
It must be one of those then where it's his mrs doing things to his cock, but pretending its a different bloke each time. Jenny&Joe is one, so I heard.
You hear a lot of porn related stuff, your mates must be bang in to it
 
Holy moly. I've only clicked on this thread at Toma's recommendation.

If you have his name, address and phone number, you simply have to sign him up for everything you can think of. Creit card applications, magazine offers, Blockbuster video stores, milk deliveries, window companies, kitchen firms (Space Kitchens in Doncaster are a fucking pain in the arse), P.P.I. claims, anything you can possibly put a name and address to.
 
citykev28 said:
Holy moly. I've only clicked on this thread at Toma's recommendation.

If you have his name, address and phone number, you simply have to sign him up for everything you can think of. Creit card applications, magazine offers, Blockbuster video stores, milk deliveries, window companies, kitchen firms (Space Kitchens in Doncaster are a fucking pain in the arse), P.P.I. claims, anything you can possibly put a name and address to.
Fuck me mate he wants revenge, not his recycling bin filled! Think man, think!
 

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