My Mrs is driving me effin mental.

Magicpole

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My beloved is off work sick, allegedly, I am off too and we are now on day 2 of, send for a doctor, I won’t make it till tea time, scenario.

I got up this morning, to be told she had been up since four o’clock, I said, you might have done the fucking dishes then, as a joke. You would have thought I shat in her tea.

We then proceeded, and when I say we, I mean she, to talk about how our bedroom needed a good clean and although in the demarcation stakes, that’s her job, how I never do it. I reminded her of the breakdown of tasks and she went into a huff.

She then went into her work site to deal with whatever she deals with and started talking about one of her students.

I was still pissed at her cheek, so honestly told her I don’t give a fuck about your students. Which I don’t. I hope they all do well and have fantastic lives etc, but the fact they are late two days in a row, is not a concern for me. We have been drawn against Valencia, are playing shite and need to buy players in the January window, so, not a lot of room to spare, mind wise.

I then got a 15 minute tirade about how I don’t care about her work and what she has to contend with.

Correct, I said in my mind.

Then it was how she hates wasted days and not doing something productive. As if that’s my fault. So I said. Hoping to be helpful.

You always go on about wasted days, but do fuck all about it. If you don’t want to have a wasted day, get off your arse and do something , all you do is moan about it, then look at me as if it’s my fault. You want a productive day, whatever the fuck that means, then do something apart from moaning.

Well, you should have heard her. Take that shitting in her cup and raise it to also strangling her mother with her own hair and we are still burning down an orphanage short of the rage level.

I went into the kitchen and cleaned it, the one she could have done at 4am.

I’m hoping to fuck she goes back to work tomorrow and gets herself into a better mood.

She will be off for two weeks come Friday and if they are anything like the last two days I am in trouble.

We haven’t even started Christmas shopping yet. I haven’t a clue what to buy her, so no doubt that will be another fucking thing to moan like fuck about.

How I keep my cheery disposition is a credit to my lovely personality.

Anybody else’s other half doing their head in?
 
My beloved is off work sick, allegedly, I am off too and we are now on day 2 of, send for a doctor, I won’t make it till tea time, scenario.

I got up this morning, to be told she had been up since four o’clock, I said, you might have done the fucking dishes then, as a joke. You would have thought I shat in her tea.

We then proceeded, and when I say we, I mean she, to talk about how our bedroom needed a good clean and although in the demarcation stakes, that’s her job, how I never do it. I reminded her of the breakdown of tasks and she went into a huff.

She then went into her work site to deal with whatever she deals with and started talking about one of her students.

I was still pissed at her cheek, so honestly told her I don’t give a fuck about your students. Which I don’t. I hope they all do well and have fantastic lives etc, but the fact they are late two days in a row, is not a concern for me. We have been drawn against Valencia, are playing shite and need to buy players in the January window, so, not a lot of room to spare, mind wise.

I then got a 15 minute tirade about how I don’t care about her work and what she has to contend with.

Correct, I said in my mind.

Then it was how she hates wasted days and not doing something productive. As if that’s my fault. So I said. Hoping to be helpful.

You always go on about wasted days, but do fuck all about it. If you don’t want to have a wasted day, get off your arse and do something , all you do is moan about it, then look at me as if it’s my fault. You want a productive day, whatever the fuck that means, then do something apart from moaning.

Well, you should have heard her. Take that shitting in her cup and raise it to also strangling her mother with her own hair and we are still burning down an orphanage short of the rage level.

I went into the kitchen and cleaned it, the one she could have done at 4am.

I’m hoping to fuck she goes back to work tomorrow and gets herself into a better mood.

She will be off for two weeks come Friday and if they are anything like the last two days I am in trouble.

We haven’t even started Christmas shopping yet. I haven’t a clue what to buy her, so no doubt that will be another fucking thing to moan like fuck about.

How I keep my cheery disposition is a credit to my lovely personality.

Anybody else’s other half doing their head in?

Get used to it. This will be what she will be like when you both retire.
 
No,
Every girlfriend was always given a written list of my priorities.
CITY, Golf, Acholhol, Dog, girlfriend.

And it had to be by hard work and dedication if they were to climb that ladder.

Mrs Asa has done well, though City and the dog still way ahead.

Have you not tried deafness yet, She thinks I am mutton now. Then develop memory loss, comes in handy, If ýou don't train them early, you get the sort of unreasonable behaviour she is portraying, She does not deserve you.
 
Get used to it. This will be what she will be like when you both retire.
And that’s exactly why moving away from from home to an “idyllic” location or abroad should be avoided at all costs. Leave behind your mates who are definitely your salvation to spend the rest of your natural with one person who lets face it, (when you’ve been together for donkeys) gets right on your tits at times. Anyone who doesn’t suffer this, answers please, I’m glad when mine goes out with the girls on a Saturday night, fucking heaven on my tod.
 
No,
Every girlfriend was always given a written list of my priorities.
CITY, Golf, Acholhol, Dog, girlfriend.

And it had to be by hard work and dedication if they were to climb that ladder.

Mrs Asa has done well, though City and the dog still way ahead.

Have you not tried deafness yet, She thinks I am mutton now. Then develop memory loss, comes in handy, If ýou don't train them early, you get the sort of unreasonable behaviour she is portraying, She does not deserve you.

This is bang on. These lads who moan about their partners on here have only themselves to blame.
Women are oddballs. We all know that.
If you put up with their moods and outbursts early doors then you are fukd in the long run.
 
My beloved is off work sick, allegedly, I am off too and we are now on day 2 of, send for a doctor, I won’t make it till tea time, scenario.

I got up this morning, to be told she had been up since four o’clock, I said, you might have done the fucking dishes then, as a joke. You would have thought I shat in her tea.

We then proceeded, and when I say we, I mean she, to talk about how our bedroom needed a good clean and although in the demarcation stakes, that’s her job, how I never do it. I reminded her of the breakdown of tasks and she went into a huff.

She then went into her work site to deal with whatever she deals with and started talking about one of her students.

I was still pissed at her cheek, so honestly told her I don’t give a fuck about your students. Which I don’t. I hope they all do well and have fantastic lives etc, but the fact they are late two days in a row, is not a concern for me. We have been drawn against Valencia, are playing shite and need to buy players in the January window, so, not a lot of room to spare, mind wise.

I then got a 15 minute tirade about how I don’t care about her work and what she has to contend with.

Correct, I said in my mind.

Then it was how she hates wasted days and not doing something productive. As if that’s my fault. So I said. Hoping to be helpful.

You always go on about wasted days, but do fuck all about it. If you don’t want to have a wasted day, get off your arse and do something , all you do is moan about it, then look at me as if it’s my fault. You want a productive day, whatever the fuck that means, then do something apart from moaning.

Well, you should have heard her. Take that shitting in her cup and raise it to also strangling her mother with her own hair and we are still burning down an orphanage short of the rage level.

I went into the kitchen and cleaned it, the one she could have done at 4am.

I’m hoping to fuck she goes back to work tomorrow and gets herself into a better mood.

She will be off for two weeks come Friday and if they are anything like the last two days I am in trouble.

We haven’t even started Christmas shopping yet. I haven’t a clue what to buy her, so no doubt that will be another fucking thing to moan like fuck about.

How I keep my cheery disposition is a credit to my lovely personality.

Anybody else’s other half doing their head in?
Soft twat.
 
No,
Every girlfriend was always given a written list of my priorities.
CITY, Golf, Acholhol, Dog, girlfriend.

And it had to be by hard work and dedication if they were to climb that ladder.

Mrs Asa has done well, though City and the dog still way ahead.

Have you not tried deafness yet, She thinks I am mutton now. Then develop memory loss, comes in handy, If ýou don't train them early, you get the sort of unreasonable behaviour she is portraying, She does not deserve you.

You go and watch City, get a round of golf in, drink yerself silly 'cos yer couldn't hit the fairway after the intake of alcohol, go home and fuck yer dog, and then take yer girlfriend for a walk?
 
Mine is in a mood because she went to ASDA and came back with no chilli flavoured crackers after her explicitly asking me which ones I like because she doesn't like them at all.
Wife "Which crackers do you want from ASDAS?"
Me " I only like the chilie ones the others are minging"
Wife "OK"

She comes back with 4 packets of salt and pepper ones because they were on sale, I asked who she bought them for and she said me. After reminding her I said they were all minging but the chilli ones she was adamant that that didn't matter because they were cheap. Simply put, we don't stand a chance.
 
No,
Every girlfriend was always given a written list of my priorities.
CITY, Golf, Acholhol, Dog, girlfriend.

And it had to be by hard work and dedication if they were to climb that ladder.

Mrs Asa has done well, though City and the dog still way ahead.

Have you not tried deafness yet, She thinks I am mutton now. Then develop memory loss, comes in handy, If ýou don't train them early, you get the sort of unreasonable behaviour she is portraying, She does not deserve you.

I laid down the law relating to football. And that it would need to be something extraordinary to even consider missing a game on TV. And even then it was doubtful. Deafness I can and do, do. A natural, as is the memory thing.

She just doesn’t realise what football means to us. How much we are it’s vuctins and even when we want to tell them to fuck off, it never lasts. It’s a virus with no cure. She wonders at my anger at it, my moods being affected by it. My joy and wired to the moon when things go well.

It’s a constant battle. Which I feel aggrieved about as I did state.

I will never be with anyone who wants me to wind my neck in football wise. It just won’t happen. So, you have a decision to make.

Most of the time she is brilliant but not always. Don’t get me wrong I’m Fucking murder at times. I wouldn’t put up with me. So, for that I always love her.

If she were to write a post about me, it would be days long. And every word true.
 
Mine is in a mood because she went to ASDA and came back with no chilli flavoured crackers after her explicitly asking me which ones I like because she doesn't like them at all.
Wife "Which crackers do you want from ASDAS?"
Me " I only like the chilie ones the others are minging"
Wife "OK"

She comes back with 4 packets of salt and pepper ones because they were on sale, I asked who she bought them for and she said me. After reminding her I said they were all minging but the chilli ones she was adamant that that didn't matter because they were cheap. Simply put, we don't stand a chance.

Something needs to be done.
 

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