My Niece stinks

[Jc3065]

Need help guys and girls! How do I tell my sister that her 16 year old Daughter absolutely stinks. Tried the subtle hints like gifts of body wash and deodorant with no luck at all

 

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

Dis gon' be goood.

 

[metalblue]

What's her first name? It'll help with the Shakespearean prose you will receive from these hallowed pages.

Also is she a fatty?

 

[pee dubya]

I think this is one of those situations where you've got to just get drunk and tell her.

 

[CTID1988]

She is your sister, just tell her that her daughter reeks. You dont need to beat around the bush with family, you will be doing her scruffy daughter a favour anyway

 

[The Flash]

Need help guys and girls! How do I tell my sister that her 16 year old Daughter absolutely stinks. Tried the subtle hints like gifts of body wash and deodorant with no luck at all

What stink is it? Bad B.O.? Halitosis? Sweaty Feet?

Don't use the word 'stink' in your convo, that's for sure.

 

[Pigeonho]

You can word it pretty much how you want to your sister, providing the daughter doesn't hear. Say something like 'alright our kid, not being funny but your daughter stinks. Only saying so that she doesn't get targeted at school'.
To the point.

Bloke in our office used to stink. He was a good sport, so we all chipped in to buy 20 magic tree air freshener's and just scattered them all over his desk. He took it well, but still stank afterwards. He must have just not given a single fuck.

 

[york away to this!]

what does she stink of?...

 

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

Yeah you've got to be cruel to be kind in this instance.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

How do smelly people not realise they smell