My Niece stinks

[metalblue]

Start calling her Stinky Pete the Prospector

Kelsey played the voice of said Stinky Pete in toy story so you've got a cover story

 

[york away to this!]

perhaps you should just all start calling her "fatstinkypig" and see if she gets the hint...

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Walk up to her and just say "Oi piggy, have a wash yeah" a cheeky wink and walk off.

If she doesn't get the hint then there is no helping her.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Maybe you should talk to you sister about euthanasia? Quick, easy cheap and very effective

 

[2sheikhs]

She's not ginger and bespectacled as well is she?

 

[bluemathlady]

Your sister doesnt notice that her own daughter smells? Hm :-)

 

[BibbyBlue85]

Tell her straight

 

[davymcfc]

Haha. Horrible.

 

[johnmc]

Take her swimming

 

[neverred76]

"Hey here's some body wash I suggest you use it. Your going to thank me in a few years but for now ill accept the hate".


Easy











Then bum her

Spat my coffee out laughing. Class.