My wife and kids are leaving me...

[kbb]

When my Wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

Top!

Did she take the last train to Clarkesville?

 

[WNRH]

"Whatever you do, don't lose your cool. I lost my cool once, and it killed my career." - LL J

 

[Q8-Blue]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

When my Wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

Top!

Did she take the last train to Clarkesville?

Yes, with a Randy Scouse Git!

 

[nomorethaksintimes]

My wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with Football Manager....I'm fining her two weeks wages and placing her on the transfer list.

 

[piffy on a rock bun]

My girlfriend told me she would love me till the cows come home,

sadly she died last week in a stampede.

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

It was just over a fortnight ago, since my wife left me, because of my obsession with Sinead O'Connor.

In fact, its been seven hours and fifteen days.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Her indoors claimed I think more of Manchester City than I do of her....Jesus woman,I think more of Manchester United than I do of you.
















I'll clear my desk now.

 

[jollycity]

Did someone tell it you and you found it funny? Maybe not as good in print?

What the fuck has what I laugh at got to do with you, pal?

The fact that you posted it on a forum means you make it "to do" with anyone who cares to express an opinion. That's what forums are all about. If you don't want people to comment, don't post..
simple !

 

[vicg47]

My wife left me because of my obsession for cricket.

Hit me for six at the time.

I soon got over it