Mylene

[stony]

I'd use her shit for toothpaste

 

[totallywired]

I will get it in the neck for posting this ( Girlfriend lurks here quite often ) and I know some guys here dont like her ( closet gays )

She was just on the telly on the children in need programme " around the world in 80 days " and wow , the older she gets the better she looks





Pass the tissues please

Bugger, somebodies beat me to the pearl necklace!

 

[Des]

Absolutely gorgeous, natural, intelligent, seems down to earth/genuine too.

What a comparison, Myleen who is just class ahem ! n then some slutty plastic over decorated gobshite like Jordan.

 

[sam221985]

wtf is wrong with some peoples' eyes?!!!! I'd be all over Mylene

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Yum Yum!

 

[coleridge]

Absolutely gorgeous, natural, intelligent, seems down to earth/genuine too.

What a comparison, Myleen who is just class ahem ! n then some slutty plastic over decorated gobshite like Jordan.

Indeed. It must be a dull life where every aspects of a woman's 'flaws' has to be analysed in detail. I think you're right. It's the plastic booby brigade who seem to have it in for her. I note that they never suggest their gorgeous, alternative definition of beauty. Let me guess, a five foot pretend blonde with a silicone chest, fat lips and a propensity for tubbiness.

 

[bluevengence]

Wouldn't say she's quite as attractive as the other Hearsay girls , but she's certainly well worth a bit of 'attention' ........
and looking at her 'boyfriend' here it looks like he could do with a bit of 'attention' too ... he's not got much meat on him!

got a hell of a cock on him tho

 

[stony]

 

[ibennett63]

urrhhhhh naaaasstyy if i had a chance to tap that i wouldnt...



( jesus i just turned down a shag whats wrong with me:O )

Time to come out of that closet she is a goddess

 

[Anonymous]

For anyone interested she's on Loose Women today at 12-30.

 

[BimboBob]

She is a good looking woman and quite talented but for some reason i wouldn't.Something about her shrieks "look at me" and "pikey".

 

[stony]

She is a good looking woman and quite talented but for some reason i wouldn't.Something about her shrieks "look at me" and "pikey".

That's a shame 'cos I've heard she'd love to do you.

 

[BimboBob]

She is a good looking woman and quite talented but for some reason i wouldn't.Something about her shrieks "look at me" and "pikey".

That's a shame 'cos I've heard she'd love to do you.

That's because i shriek "look at me" and "pikey" as well.

 

[stony]

That's a shame 'cos I've heard she'd love to do you.

That's because i shriek "look at me" and "pikey" as well.

I was fibbing, she thinks you're minging

 

[jimharri]

Potential for a caption competition here!!

 

[mr t]

She is a good looking woman and quite talented but for some reason i wouldn't.Something about her shrieks "look at me" and "pikey".

Myleene Klass? Pikey? Fuck off!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA - She's is as fit as fuck and anything but pikey. Pokey comes to mind but not pikey!

 

[stony]

Pick a hole, any hole !

 

[EastStandLower]

Potential for a caption competition here!!

Like that time old snooker dilemma. You just wouldn't know whether to go for the brown or the pink!

 

[Bill]

i had a man on the end of this a minute ago, fuck me they'll nick anything round here.

 

[LongsightM13]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm salty, i can fell it on my tonsils

Stalking you right back you nonce!