It doesn't END with a part of the anatomy.. the whole song covers it!
I tell you god put your bottom
At the bottom of your bottom
So you don't end up with faeces on your faces.
And behind your duodenum are your kidneys and between them
They take the piss out of your other places.
Don't criticise your elbows for being half way down your arms
They are merely part and parcel of a human beings charms
And don't discount your kneecaps as just bumps along your legs
You should try and walk without them
See how far you get.
Hip hip eye
Hip hip adam's apple eye.
You should be glad he put two nostrils in the middle of your head
You might have to smell the roses through your underpants instead.
And don't go mad if you gonads are unfortunately hung
They're for breeding with your partner
While you're breeding through you lungs.
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