If naming kids with surnames as first names wasn't bad enough (imo) Tyler, Slater, Mason etc, then they spell them in a "wacky" way
Jaxon.
JAXON for fuck's sake.
The local church was run by one of the old school, hell fire priests, and you had to go and have a "dummy run" Christening ceremony, before the real day, and he"d go MENTAL if he had to do a baby with a trendy name, almost pleading with the parents to change their minds......."do you realise your child's got to go through the rest of their life, with THAT name"