Nasty things your partner's said to you

[AlthamBlue]

Is it in?

haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa, class

 

[NICKS BACK]

Marry me? Sneaky Irish bas****

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

My wife once told me " im repulsive to her" cheeky woman!!

Weird...she told me that as well.

LOOOOOOOOOL


Wanker :P

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Most of them say horrible things when it's "that time of the month(week,day,hour,minute)"When my ex-missus found out about my,em new woman,she said nasty bastard things.Not as bad as fukn me over the nut with an ashtray,taking a kitchen knife to my throat,or putting all my clothes in bin bags..........cow.

 

[NICKS BACK]

Serial??? She told me that

































and the Harlem Globetrotters lol

 

[tueartsboots]

"JT is amazing in bed"

Having slept with TWO of my friends, and one wasn't female !, I'm sure your "partner" has said plenty

 

[Lucky Toma]

'You're too big'

....I mean, what am I supposed to do? Get a hacksaw?!

 

[clairepartyring]

I was once called ''hog breath'' one morning after the night before i had been to an Indian and had a chicken madras and garlic naan!!!

 

[tueartsboots]

I was once called ''hog breath'' one morning after the night before i had been to an Indian and had a chicken madras and garlic naan!!!

I'd never do that

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

I was once called ''hog breath'' one morning after the night before i had been to an Indian and had a chicken madras and garlic naan!!!

I'd never do that

i didn't,i said dog breath :)