Nativity Quandry!

[whalley ranger]

My little lad is in his school nativity play this week, hear me out.
He's been cast as a 'traveller looking for shelter', which involves him wearing an Arabic costume.
My dilemma is that this school (although being a fantastic school) is rag infested. I mean top to bottom scum. The priest, the headmaster, most of the teachers, parents and kids!
My temptation is, to sew a City badge inside his costume, so that he can flash it when he gets on stage.
Now I know this is wrong on so many levels, with the Arab thing , the nativity thing etc. But I hate the fact that because we're Catholics, we have to put up with this rag affilliation.
Please advise, should I do it?

 

[paphos-mcfc]

We're owned by Arabs, so it ties in with the play.

 

[mat]

We're owned by Arabs, so it ties in with the play.

Agreed.

Give them a Khaldoon beard wearing sky blue head gear.

 

[Bill]

dont go,take him to mackie d's right at the start of the play, fuck the rag play up good and proper, shame he aint joseph.

 

[whalley ranger]

We're owned by Arabs, so it ties in with the play.

Agreed.

Give them a Khaldoon beard wearing sky blue head gear.

You see! this is why I come on Bluemoon, ha!

 

[Danamy]

We're owned by Arabs, so it ties in with the play.

Agreed.

Give them a Khaldoon beard wearing sky blue head gear.

and when they all start singing Silent Night tell him to sing Bluemoon.........

 

[bluemonday]

When the inn keeper tells hims "there's no room at the inn"
Get your lad to pull out a big wad of Monopoly money and say "I'll buy your inn and burn it down!!"

 

[allan harper]

When the inn keeper tells hims "there's no room at the inn"
Get your lad to pull out a big wad of Monopoly money and say "I'll buy your inn and burn it down!!"

LMFAO !

 

[gagiesotherhalf]

Sew the City badge on the FRONT of the outfit and perhaps 'Sheikh Mansour' on the back ;) and make sure he turns his back to the audience now and again ;)

 

[whalley ranger]

When the inn keeper tells hims "there's no room at the inn"
Get your lad to pull out a big wad of Monopoly money and say "I'll buy your inn and burn it down!!"

Thats' fantastic, and much subtler than my approach. Genius.