Need some writers!

[BimboBob]

I can't do music reviews but film I can have a blast the only problem is trying to motivate me to wright a review I'm half way writing my review on Avatar which I saw when it first came out, so far I've got...

It's very pretty with lots of effects..

with added 3D!


Finished...

 

[Pigeonho]

I can't do music reviews but film I can have a blast the only problem is trying to motivate me to wright a review I'm half way writing my review on Avatar which I saw when it first came out, so far I've got...

It's very pretty with lots of effects..

with added 3D!


Finished...

And has a giant blue female alien i'd probably knob on any pissed up night out. You missed that part out.

 

[BimboBob]

I can't do music reviews but film I can have a blast the only problem is trying to motivate me to wright a review I'm half way writing my review on Avatar which I saw when it first came out, so far I've got...

It's very pretty with lots of effects..

with added 3D!


Finished...

And has a giant blue female alien i'd defo knob on any lonely night in. You missed that part out.

 

[mammutly]

Can I join? Here's my CV piece:

Street based four piece group The 8 Legged Creeps Ensemble are not known for their subtlety. “We don’t play no jazz”, the permanently pot faced base player Strut Ma Sex drools whilst gasping between tokes on a limp roll up he has bound together with a the dinner menu. “We don’t play full stop” mutters the prostrate lead singer Doma Edin which draws a slow silent nod from the Strut. The other two members of The 8’s are asleep or dead on the plush hotel room floor, but nobody, crew included, seems to mind or care.
The 8 Legged Creeps Ensemble and all who travel with them are connoisseurs of the strongest marijuana known to man, which might explain why the band's manager describes their music as "sunken treasure". Certainly it is a deep sound. This is not a band that performs lightly and their rare live gigs attract as many protesters and police officers as they do fans.........

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

I can't do music reviews but film I can have a blast the only problem is trying to motivate me to wright a review I'm half way writing my review on Avatar which I saw when it first came out, so far I've got...

It's very pretty with lots of effects..

with added 3D!


Finished...

And has a giant blue female alien i'd probably knob on any pissed up night out. You missed that part out.

Cheers fellas its been bugging me that.... just wait for Bob to flood our inboxes with countless amount of invites to join his team..

 

[BimboBob]

with added 3D!


Finished...

And has a giant blue female alien i'd probably knob on any pissed up night out. You missed that part out.

Cheers fellas its been bugging me that.... just wait for Bob to flood our inboxes with countless amount of invites to join his team..

Got mine already. Though i suspect he was joking.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

And has a giant blue female alien i'd probably knob on any pissed up night out. You missed that part out.

Cheers fellas its been bugging me that.... just wait for Bob to flood our inboxes with countless amount of invites to join his team..

Got mine already. Though i suspect he was joking.

Someone's clearly the favourite!

 

[BimboBob]

Cheers fellas its been bugging me that.... just wait for Bob to flood our inboxes with countless amount of invites to join his team..

Got mine already. Though i suspect he was joking.

Someone's clearly the favourite!

To take his virginity?


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc[/youtube]

 

[Ardwick AFC]

I could save you sometime and hassle by advising you not to bother. The reason why websites such of these never get off the ground, is because the medium is already saturated with likeminded people, with similar views and some of these have been doing it for years and many are much better at it, which is why you won't get many hits. If the New York Times is struggling in this market, what hope have you got?

On <a class="postlink" href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.rottentomatoes.com</a> you can search movie reviews from film critics and movie buffs from all over the world. And you can filter thousands of movies stretching back across every decade since film began, so why would anyone want to read the opinions of a specific film viewed through the eyes of a teenager?

Also, these sites pay google so that when someone searches for a review, their site comes up first, so it's not a fluke that others don't get a look in. The best you could do is send your reviews to a popular website that has plenty of hits, and generate a following that way.

Lots of people on here write for sabotage times or goal.com, because they wouldn't have a hope in going it alone.

This is a good site that I find myself going back to for a little bit of a titter during a mundane day. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cracked.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cracked.com/</a>

And the lengths that this site goes to for footballing analysis is borderline genius/insane <a class="postlink" href="http://www.zonalmarking.net/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.zonalmarking.net/</a>

 

[metalblue]

I'm not 100% sure people are taking Bob's offer seriously; here you go Bob take your pick from my extensive repertoire;

A "Dear Dave" column that doesn't mince with any fucking fact sheet or try and make you feel better about yourself.

A money saving tips section; includes a section on how to get a discount with a hooker and how to avoid using money to pay your bills, instead the reader should send pictures drawn by themselves claiming them to be of equal value.

And a how to section; week one will be how to slap a sleeping shitbag, week two will be how to steal a nova gte.

I look forward to your pm