Neighbours from Hell

[Zubrman]

Two days ago I asked a neighbour's (little shit of a) son to be careful as his ball, (not football I may add) had just hit my window.

Today I had to clean, and then take to a local hand car wash, my car, due to the boy smearing dog shit all over the door handles, wing mirrors, up the exhaust pipe and so on.

After confronting his father, who just arrogantly squared up to me and said his son hadn't done it; (witnesses prove him erroneous on that fact,) I called the Old Bill to report it.

This has ruined my Easter weekend off and will now probably escalate things one way or another.

Any helpful advice, fellow Blues?

^^ Sorry Mods Please move to Off Topic.

 

[jacksinhosa]

How bigs the old man.!!!

 

[Ntini77]

Do the right thing

 

[t-pott]

Kill the kid, thats the easy option and the one i would take. Where do you live???

 

[Bluemoon115]

Start twatting golf balls at the fuckers windows.

Then when they ask you to stop, do the same to him.

Everything becomes even.

 

[ianw16]

Buy big, vicious dog.
Don't feed it for a week.
Tie to back of car on long lead.
Await developments.

 

[Zubrman]

Wish I had you lot as my neighbours! Life would be a lot easier!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

If hte little brat likes playing with dog shit so much, make him eat a load.

 

[jacksinhosa]

there is a phone book and the internet!

deliver shiit loads of prossies and gay stuff to his house whilst his wife is in !!

order gay porn

then go and shit through his letter box

if hes a handy meaty fucker 6,6 built like a brick shithouse then dont do any thing, just accept it and sell your house

It was me do you want my address for the prossies(prepaid of course)

 

[2sheikhs]

It depends on how much money you can spare and who the kids dad is or who he knows.If you come up short on any of these,then your only option is to have cameras recording everything that goes on and when you've got enough against them on film,give it to the plod.Also,if it's a council house,send them a copy and get them evicted.