Never trust...?

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Mahrez

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Never trust a BBC employee to deliver an impartial report.

 

[inchy14]

A man who uses beard oil.

What if I, sorry they, only use it occasionally?

Anyway the correct answer is ‘a fart after 21 miles on a marathon’

 

[EnzoMCFC]

Anyone who dyes their hair

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A delivery date from Yodel.
' Dave ' from Mumbai.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I'll start.

Never trust a woman with earrings bigger than her mouth.

Are earrings made that big??

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Are earrings made that big??

Have you been to Blackpool recently?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Have you been to Blackpool recently?

In fairness, not for a while ;-)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A woman with big ugly feet.

 

[lazerblue]

ffs Mahrez

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