New Aldi advert

[The Pink Panther]

This thread was started to highlight how funny the ad was, not slating Aldi products at all

There was a consumer telly programme on the other week about wine and the half price offers from Tesco, Sainsbury and ASDA
The majority of half price wines are at half price for three months of the year, meaning that their true value is the offer price
I am led to believe that Aldi wine is honestly priced where it should be, so a ten quid wine is really worth a tenner

 

[kaz7]

Funny advert

Fruit and veg much cheaper than tesco as are things like loo and kitchen roll,pet food etc.Not enough variety in most thing though



I just read that back and it could be a Boring Milner tweet!

 

[sir baconface]

I have never been in an Aldi store.

What am I missing out on?

Cheap food and booze, chance romantic encounters with sexually adventurous young single mothers, masturbation on the cold meats aisle - the possibilities are limitless, Bob.
You really should give it a whirl.

And all this in a single morning. The only decision you need to make is in which order to engage in the above activities.

No loyalty points but hey-ho.

 

[BimboBob]

I have never been in an Aldi store.

What am I missing out on?

Cheap food and booze, chance romantic encounters with sexually adventurous young single mothers, masturbation on the cold meats aisle - the possibilities are limitless, Bob.
You really should give it a whirl.

And all this in a single morning. The only decision you need to make is in which order to engage in the above activities.

No loyalty points but hey-ho.

Just popped into Morrisons and was very nice to an older lady (probably my age if I'm honest) with a fantastic arse.

Older ladies are the way forward!

 

[steviemc]

I have never been in an Aldi store.

What am I missing out on?

Cat food only 95p for a box.

And if I'm not a hormonal female?

Earl's gravy bones?

 

[Cheesy]

I have never been in an Aldi store.

What am I missing out on?

Peasants.

 

[-dabz-]

Iv been once but I'm stuck in a rut with tescos and Morrisons. I may be wrong but I didn't notice any BOGOF or half price deals at aldi. So I think you could actually be better off if you catch the deals right at tesco. You also get money off vouchers etc . We went shoppin at tesco a few weeks back and it ended up basically half price with vouchers and deals.

We were given a £100 sainsburys voucher the other week, so went there . Not sure about your area but in my area it's full of right snobby twats . Just ignorant stuck up fookers .

Sorry mate, but I'm just not having it that Tesco's are cheaper than Aldi for the average weekly shop.
And they don't have the abundance of promiscuous single mothers available for a guilt-free, mid-afternoon, no-strings-attached fuck that Aldi, Netto and Lidl have.
And Tesco are far less tolerant of in-store knocking one out than Aldi, who are owned by Germans and therefore have a much more relaxed policy regarding al fresco masturbation.
Every little helps...

Yeah, but to be fair on Tesco, they don't have gangs of Jeremy Kyle producers armed with blow pipes hiding out in the chiller cabinets. They did have a slight Roger Cook problem in the late eighties, but they had him kneecapped so that put a stop to that.
The free sexual expression in Aldi, Netto and lidl is light years ahead of Tescos et al I grant you that, but, I somehow find the repressive, buttoned-up, general Wendy Craigness of Tescos is a fucking big turn on for me I have to say.

 

[akcity]

I have never been in an Aldi store.

What am I missing out on?

Cheap food and booze, chance romantic encounters with sexually adventurous young single mothers, masturbation on the cold meats aisle - the possibilities are limitless, Bob.
You really should give it a whirl.

It's occasionally cheaper...

The current advert of mince pies cheaper than Mr Kipling is fair enough, but Aldis mince pies are the same price as Tesco/Asdas own brand, as is the Xmas Pud and Xmas cake.

I do recommend Aldis brand of 'Baileys' and also Ketchup!

 

[-dabz-]

I have never been in an Aldi store.

What am I missing out on?

Cheap food and booze, chance romantic encounters with sexually adventurous young single mothers, masturbation on the cold meats aisle - the possibilities are limitless, Bob.
You really should give it a whirl.

It's occasionally cheaper...

The current advert of mince pies cheaper than Mr Kipling is fair enough, but Aldis mince pies are the same price as Tesco/Asdas own brand, as is the Xmas Pud and Xmas cake.

I do recommend Aldis brand of 'Baileys' and also Ketchup!

I recommend you find a Baileys recipe online and save yourself a packet.
cream, whiskey, coffee, sugar and white wine IIRC

 

[mrcunny]

I laughed for about ten minutes after seeing this last night

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyESNAHKcUI[/youtube]

Im sorry to say,it also made me laugh..<br /><br />-- Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:34 pm --<br /><br />

I can't praise their food enough. I love Aldi

mrs says the fruit and veg are second to none..